Friday, July 31, 2009
VID #3 - Lastly, he decides it's a great idea to go HAM on ESPN. LOL @ his idle threats.
This dude is a f*cking mess. I see why his ass ain't signed.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Hope ya'll enjoy.
Here's the more risqué part of the interview.
Let’s jump right in it. You are a proud supporter of porn?
Yeah. I think porn is cool.
Any recommendations on porn? Go to 4228, xxx.videos.com and freeporn.com. I don’t visit them frequently, but that's three different sites. How could you go wrong?
You prefer free over paying?
Not necessarily. Sometimes I pay for it in the room. Because when I was younger I used to sneak and buy DVDs.
But some things look better than they feel.
Yea there are some things that happen in porn that some girls can never do in real life (laughs), you know what I mean, unless they are porn stars. I think that’s the cool part about it. It’s like ‘damn, that’s crazy.’
What’s your favorite type?
I think that porn is a way to broaden your horizons as far as sex is concerned. I remember when I first started watching porn my favorite porn star was Lacey Duvalle, Lindy Foxx, and I like the free will of porn all in itself.
And what’s your favorite things to use in the bedroom?
My tongue and my penis (laughs).
You know the rumor that if a girl drinks pineapple juice her sh*t tastes sweeter?
Yeah I heard about that. Well you know the rumor that if a dude drinks pineapple juice (laughs)… I’m gonna tell you a funny story. I was eating skittles. One night, we went to the movies, me and my homegirl, and I was eating skittles and she (gave me head) that night, so two days later she was talking to her homegirl and she was reading that if her man eats skittles his cum tastes better. And she was tripping because I had ate skittles and she was like it tastes different. And I was like that’s some bullsh*t.
Can you tell when a girl is faking?
Are girls really that good at faking?
I feel like I’m really great at sex.
So girls don’t fake with you.
No I’m saying I can’t tell if they do.
You ever got anything before?
When I was like 16 or 17, this girl gave me crabs. It was the most uncomfortable shit in the world. I was confused because ain't nobody know I was having sex. So I was like damn what the fuck is going on? I even had to cut all my hair off and I had to eventually tell somebody. And had to go to the doctor.
And you told her?
Yea I told her. It was a wild experience. We were young. And that was kind of crazy and it was the worst so when I told her she tried to deny it. And I just basically stopped talking to her.
Morning sex or drunken sex?
I say drunken sex. 'Cause with morning sex, the morning may not be right. Some girls aren’t made for mornings (laughs)
You wake up to a lot of ugly women?
No, I don’t really have sex in the morning unless it’s really somebody special.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
I initially thought that nobody, regardless of the crime with which they are accused of committing, deserved this gay ass, shitty ass name. He literally grew up with the worse of all worlds: a cheap, trashy stripper moniker for a first name, the most homo spelling of an already gay ass middle name and the most unfortunate of surnames. My beef was that like many Black parents dude’s folks ruined his life before it even began.
Then I got into what he’s accused of:
Monday, July 27, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
2. "Twilite Speedball"
3. "Auditorium" (featuring Slick Rick)
6. "Quiet Dog Bite Hard"
7. "Life in Marvelous Times"
8. "The Embassy"
9. "No Hay Nada Mas"
11. "Pretty Dancer"
12. "Workers Comp"
14. "Roses" (featuring Georgia Anne Muldrow)
15. "History" (featuring Talib Kweli)
16. "Casa Bey"
Friday, July 24, 2009
In the throes of the worst recession in generations the house -- which boasts a total of 52 rooms including 21 bedrooms and 25 full baths, an 8-car garage, a movie theater, custom appliances, Italian marble, 5 fireplaces, an in-ground pool, and a guest house -- is now being offered at the low, low price of $10.9 million. Ummmmm, yeah. Good look selling this excessive shit in this economy, bub.
SMGDH @ American opulence and excess.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
The whole pic is a mess. Everything -- from that slanted ass shape up to those cheap cutoffs to the fancy (read: god awful) chancletas to that oooogly ass top -- needs to be returned to the bargin basement bin from which it came.
I feel sorry for Juelz, Solange's young son. Poor thing probably can't tell Mom from Dad now.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
When I started this blog two years ago I had no idea what in the hell a blog was and I certainly didn’t think people would actually read the crap I spew. Today it has sort of morphed into an outlet through which I can hone my technical writing skills, share crazy, random shit I encounter on my daily journeys, offer the self-righteously indignant commentary you all seem to enjoy, solicit opinions about crazy shit, and much more.
This blog has provided with an avenue to meet some really cool people from all over this country and world. Have I had to dispatch some idiots and assholes who strolled through here thinking they were going to get Mr. Jones in line? Sure. Real talk, though those folks are few and far between, they are part of the reason I keep doing this. I enjoy the conversation, banter and sharing of ideas. Not for nothing but this blog is solely responsible for providing me with the opportunity to meet, get to know and befriend some of the most important people in my life right now. I'm thankful to it for that.
Because I hate beating dead horses, I stop gushing. However, I will say thanks to each of you who made 40,000 possible. Oh, and if 40,000 really means nothing in the grand scheme of things, then don’t think about mentioning it. Let me have my moment.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Former South African President Nelson Mandela, who spent 27 years in prison because he tried to fight apartheid, turned 91-years-old and you give him this?!?SMH @ Lil Kim thinking she's a goddamn songstress and sh*t.
Friday, July 17, 2009
It was a fine speech, but I have to admit Evangelist Obama was a little spookier than usual. He starts going off at 24:30 and by 27:00 I was ready to toss a lil something in the collection plate. I'm just sayin...
Copies of yesterday's message were available as folks exited the sanctuary, but I found a freebie on MSNBC. To watch the revival in its entirety press play on the video.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
The InterContinental San Francisco Hotel, a graceful tower of translucent cool-blue, soars 32 stories above the vibrant South of Market (SoMa) neighborhood, and has quickly taken its place among the city’s most admired landmarks.
The hotel offers 550 guest rooms (all non-smoking), including 14 suites featuring a spectacular duplex Presidential Suite with unrivaled city skyline and bay views. The hotel has an intimate footprint with only 22 guest rooms per floor. Rooms are luxurious and elegantly appointed with rich wood and marble, striking contemporary art, sleek, stylish furniture, and the latest high-tech amenities. All of this is enhanced by floor-to-ceiling windows through which spectacular city and bay views add to a wondrous experience.
Establishing new standards for design, luxury, amenities, and commitment to guest satisfaction, the InterContinental San Francisco features a 10-room spa offering a comprehensive array of exquisite treatments and signature experiences, staffed by a team of therapists skilled at graciously pampering guests. For a more vigorous workout, guests can enjoy the indoor heated lap-pool or fitness center right next door.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
This is the real, unedited cover to the actual hard copy the Washington City Paper published regarding former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry’s most recent scandal. Other than noting that Marion Barry is the messiest politician of them all (sans Ronald Reagan, of course) I won't even go into the merits of this ridiculous story.
For those of you who actually give a damn the following is a snippet from Washington City Paper:
In mid-June, Donna Watts-Brighthaupt had an encounter with Ward 8 Councilmember Marion Barry. Watts was driving around, taking care of some personal business, when Barry caught sight of her. He made a point of getting her to pull over, and the two quickly got involved in an intense discussion.
The exchange hinged on their roughly yearlong relationship, a bizarre one even by the standards of one of the District’s most-watched womanizers. As Barry attempted to stake out his position on their fortunes, Watts-Brighthaupt was quick to point out the ways in which she felt mistreated. One stood out: “You put me out in Denver ’cause I wouldn’t suck your dick,” Watts-Brighthaupt yelled at Barry, according to a tape recording of the conversation.
Monday, July 13, 2009
I saw the link to this clip of the "rapper" giving a tour of his Los Angeles home and presumed it would be all n*ggerish and shit. I fully expected to see the most ostentatious things at every turn, but his taste (or the taste of his home interior person) was much more muted. Surprisingly, Gucci bed linen aside, I thought the home was fine.
What say you?
This fool is dead wrong for the simple knows wasn't nobody p-poppin on a handstand in the Old or New Testament. But alas, I guess if Mary Mary and their shiny, skin tight pants can be down with G-O-D, then why can't he? SMH.
We, the minorities, have a chance at a historic three-for-three today as the Hon. Sonia Sotomayor, the first Latina appointed to the high court, begins her Senate confirmation hearings. Though Senate Dems have more than enough votes to confirm the Bronx, NY native, the Pubs will try their best to make the Judge sweat it out.
You might think this stuff is for nerds. I happen to think it's facinating. Either way it's history in the making, so do yourself a favor and tune in for a bit. Besides, it this is anything like Sam Alito's confirmation in 2006, then it'll be a hoot.
Click here to view CNN live video feed of the Sotomayor confirmation hearing.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Images Via: Gentleman Style
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
The memorial, which is expected to draw a record-breaking number of television and internet viewers from around the world, is scheduled to start at 12pm EST. I don't know about you all but I'll be clicking that link to watch.
Since the emergence of the first iPod in 2001, Apple has done a good job of making people join the cult and drink the Kool-Aid. Apple lover's will fight to the death to prove that their MacBook or iPhone is better than it's non-Apple counterparts. I mean straight up in the pit with Spartacus type duals.
Case-in-point, I bought a new laptop last week. It's a HP Pavilion dv7, not a Mac. I mentioned this on Twitter and was accosted by several Mac users (read: like two followers who were really just poking fun) with replies calling me a boring, predictable old man. The last part is true. They really did call me boring and predicable and old.
I have to admit that I honestly do think I'm a Mac. Sadly my HSBC checking account isn't Ms. Cleo; it doesn't see that in the cards.
Besides Macs are just too damn rich for my blood right now. Paying thousands of dollars for a computer in 2009 is sooo not the biz. For what? A little bit of fun. I'll stay my boring ass right with this HP.
But I would like to know which brand you all are: Macs or PCs. I also wanna know if money was no object if you'd stick with your choice. If you just don't give a shit, then feel free to tell me that, too.
Monday, July 6, 2009
I know I was ready to say eff this blogging sh*t a couple weeks ago, but I've been making some changes and now I'm back into it. A few things I should mention:
- The related article widget is cool, but has some issues. I've been working with a really helpful rep from the company that developed it. She's working on fixing it so that it'll read/recognize this site's RSS feed. After she's done that the recommendations will get more diverse.
- The Tweetboard feature is pretty effing awesome. I haven't seen it on too many blogs just yet, so I kinda feel like a slight pioneer. I know it scrolls behind YouTube vids when expanded in Firefox and Chrome, but there nothing I can really do about that.
- I've gonna fill up the side columns with a lil bit of content. I've got some ideas for that.
- Someone told me the white background doesn't show up in IE. I don't use IE so I don't write code based on IE.
- Stay tuned. More to come.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
I've had this CD in my rotation for a couple weeks now and it's soooooo good that I feel the need to not only share it with you all but to urge you to download it. Though the whole thing is great, the first three songs on this CD is really all it ought to take to get it crackin'.
Do yourself (and your sex life) a favor and gon 'head and download it.
2. Playing Possum
3. Help Somebody
4. Fistful of Tears
5. Stop the World
6. Love You
7. Pretty Wings
9. Bad Habits
Rest In Peace
1973 - 2009
Though the details are still VERY much sketchy as Nashville police are working the active crime scene, officials are calling this a murder-suicide. Regardless of what happened and how it happened we lost one of the good dudes yesterday. Despite playing for the much hated Tennessee Titans before signing with the Ravens for the last year of his pro career, I always had a soft spot for Steve and the work he did in undeserved communities in Nashville and then Baltimore.
This really hit me and certainly made me feel some kinda way. Anyway...R.I.P., Steve. Thanks for everything you brought to the table.
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