Saturday, September 26, 2009

Shouts out to all the naive broads that still think Tyson Beckford is straight.

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On Thursday, Tyson Beckford and Kandi Burrus were the guests on host Andy Cohen's show Watch What Happens Live which airs on Bravo. Andy is a flamer and so is Tyson. You don't believe me, you say? Find me a straight dude who admits that he'd do Obama or "somebody pretty" like Will Smith or calls another dude "baby" and I'll find you a fatty who doesn't drown everything in gravy. I have to admit that I'm not exactly sure what Kandi's role in this, but she knows the deal.

Dave Chapelle was a FEWL for this one. This may be his funniest skit ever. Racist, but funny.

Clayton Bigsby: "Don't let the liberal media tell you how to thank and feel. If you have hate in your heart, let it out. If you don't like Will and Grace that don't mean there's something wrong with you. That means there's something wrong with Will! He's a homosexual. Whiiiiite power!"

Clayton Bigsby - More amazing video clips are a click away

Thursday, September 24, 2009

My First Ever Video Blog

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So, I was sitting here just dicking around on the computer when I realized that I could capture video with sound. All this time I thought this camera that stares back at me was only good for still pics until I got a mic. Turns out I was wrong.

Full Video: The Jay-Z/Oprah Interview 9.24.09

Ya'll already know that I think Jay-Z is the em effing man. Well, today I'm willing to take my standom to another level: Jay-Z, in my mind, is the clear cut winner of the "Dat N*gga of my Lifetime" award. You snicker, but consider this: He literally turned a crack rock into "The Roc", just released his 11th consecutive #1 album, and is married to Be-yawn-ce. I aint too fond of her, but I can see how thst earns him MAJOR points.

Anyway, Jay made an appearance on Oprah today. I liked their dynamic. I think you will, too. The video is below.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Italian Dopeness: America's Cup 2009 Brown Crocodile High Tops by Prada

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I know everybody and their hood rich momma has a pair of America's Cups, but not these joints. These animal skin beauties are from Prada's most recent collection. I promise you that if the economy wasn't kicking my ass, I would be typing in my credit card information into a secure website to make a purchase rather than writing you mofos about how much I want these.

*le sigh*

Who knows, I might defy my own self-imposed "No Bullshit Purchases" rule to cop these joints. They are on sale, after all. Anywho, behold a bomb shoe.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

I. Just. Can't.

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I'm sure you all have seen the Lil Mama poppin up in the wrong places pics all over the internet. This one takes the cake. Somebody please tell me why Lil Mama is in the damn Color Purple field!!

**Jumps off the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and goes home to Elizabeth**

I'm pretty sure amateur porn is taking over my life.


This post contains nudity. If you are offended by asses and dicks and titties and clitorises or are at work, in a library, at church, at your grannies house, in class or any other place where you just shouldn't be seeing nekkidness, then I advise you to scroll by with the quickness. I'm serious! I did my best to not be gratuitous with the shit, but hell, it's my blog and I like porn. Sue me!


I like watching regular people f*ck. There, I said it.

It's hard for me to pinpoint the draw. Maybe it's the rawness of it all. Maybe it's because it's so real. Hell, it very well could be because I'm a voyeur. Either way, I've been on amateur porn for a minute now and I don't see myself going back to the major studio stuff anytime soon. That is all.

I. Love. This. Sh*t.

**busts in your eye and falls asleep**

Friday, September 18, 2009

SNL takes on "YOU LIE!!!!-gate"

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Sunday, September 13, 2009

The Religious Zealots Are At It Again. **shakes head**

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We doing gay exorcisms now? SMH @ fools who actually think fuckery like this works -- and is actually necessary.

Monday, September 7, 2009

The man has no arms and thus no hands, idiots! WTF would he be doing with thumbs?!?!

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Original URL:

Bank of America demands thumbprint from armless bloke
Refuses to cash cheque in absence of hands

By Lester Haines

Posted in Bootnotes, 7th September 2009 16:04 GMT

A Florida man is a bit hacked off with the Bank of America after it refused to cash a cheque made out to his missus unless he provided a thumbprint - a slight impediment to the transaction, because he has no arms.

Steve Valdez, 54, explained to the Today show yesterday that he went to his wife's branch, but "teller and branch manager refused to cash the cheque because he didn’t have an account there and he couldn’t give them a thumbprint to confirm his identity".

Despite Valdez presenting two forms of photo identification, the bank was having none of it. The teller explained that "if he wanted to cash the cheque, either his wife could come in to cash the cheque or he could open an account".

Marvellously, while Valdez couldn't cash the cheque using the two forms of ID, they were sufficient to open said new account, something he declined to do.

An exasperated Valdez - whose armlessness is due to a birth defect - explained: “I have cashed cheques with other banks with similar policies without a problem. The branch manager would come out, look at two forms of photo ID, initial the check and I’d go on my way.”

He thundered: “This is the first time that I have ever gone public with anything related to this. I’ve either accommodated myself or I’ve been accommodated throughout my whole life with things like this.

"But when it hits you in the face like this and you have no other alternative, you start thinking you’re not the only person in this country who cannot give a thumbprint. There’s a serious problem here, a violation of federal law.

Valdez finally took the cheque and paid it into his account at his own bank, where "after a two-day hold, it went through with no problem".

The Bank of America responded by issuing a statement which read: “This is an isolated occurrence and does not represent the bank’s policies for accommodating customers or non-account holders with disabilities. We have ensured those policies have been underscored with all our associates across the bank.”

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Really, Texans?!? Deep Fried Butter?!? Is that what's hot at the State Fair in '09?

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They say everything in Texas is bigger...including the medical bills. Now, I know fried food is coveted in the south but heart disease on a platter is NEVER a good look. This crap which has been mistaken as food makes me want to projectile vomit. I could NEVER, EVER imagine eating any of this crap.

And President Obama is asking me to pay for other people's health care?? I don't think so, bub.

Friday, September 4, 2009

You Need This In Your Life

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Track List
  • What We Talkin’ About (Featuring Luke Steele of Empire of the Sun)
  • Thank You
  • D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-tune)
  • Run This Town (Featuring Rihanna And Kanye West)
  • Empire State Of Mind (Featuring Alicia Keys)
  • Real As It Gets (Featuring Young Jeezy)
  • On To The Next One (Featuring Swizz Beatz)
  • Off That (Featuring Drake)
  • A Star Is Born (Featuring J.Cole)
  • Venus Vs. Mars
  • Already Home (Featuring Kid Cudi)
  • Hate (Featuring Kanye West)
  • Reminder
  • So Ambitious (Featuring Pharrell)
  • Young Forever (Featuring Mr Hudson)


Wednesday, September 2, 2009

"No, I gave you $20 and I ain't gon' sit here and argue with your flat ass face, homegirl."

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This is maaaaaaaaaaaad old but I thought of it today and decided to dust it off. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Ya'll remember this sh*t, right?

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

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I can't. I just motherf*cking can't!

I am posting this posthumously because I am F*CKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! Because of all the traffic that's been directed to that site this week, its servers have been crashing like crazy, but I hope the nonsense I'm posting here will hold you over until the site comes back up.

I knew there was a reason I REFUSE to shop at WalMart and clearly illustrates it!This is a sample of the f*ckery that's afoot on that website:

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