Friday, May 29, 2009

Girl, get yo mouth away from my dick! Woo!

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Happy Birthday To Me (Part Deux): The Redux

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Last week I mentioned I was thinking about buying the Palm Pre and this week I did. I called yesterday to pre-order from Sprint. My Pre will arrive 2-5 business days after it's released on June 6th.

I had my doubts, but was sold after I watched this 26-minute long demo. The only issues I'm remotely concerned about are availability of apps (Apple's App Store has spoiled me) and the fact that it doesn't have a virtual keyboard.

The demo is above.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Happy Birthday To Me!!!!

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So, I turned 25 today. I'm finally getting grown. No major plans to celebrate. The ex I can't seem to shake and I are going to dinner tonight. After I leave the office tomorrow I'm heading to New York for a few days. I'll return on Monday.

Peace til then.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

There is NOTHING Spectacular about this nonsense.

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You've probably seen this foolishness already, but I'll post it anyway for the kids who were late to class. Somebody PLEASE tell me why in the hell this fool stole the underwear Mowgli wore in The Jungle Book? This nigglet is CTFU!

That twirl @ 1:03 made me want to throw my PC into the Atlantic Ocean. I just can't.

Monday, May 25, 2009

John Legend Could Never...

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Vaughn Anthony
(John Legend's Lil Bro)

Friday, May 22, 2009

I need to install a goddamn LCD in my office bathroom and loop it.

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Dear Dudes:

Please do the following in the restroom.

Mr. Jones

Bathroom Etiquette from Richard Whitesell on Vimeo.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

New Twitter Info

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I had to change my Twitter name b/c my account was compromised. Don't ask. The new URL you need to add me on there is:

If you've been following me all along, thanks for enjoying the ride with me. For you this is just a FYI. You don't need to do anything. If you aren't following me, then keep up with my twats by clicking that link and adding me. You'll be happy you joined tha party.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Whatever Jonesy Wants, Jonesy Gets. And Little Smartphone Jonesy Wants You.

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Sprint announced today that it will be the launch partner for the Palm Pre. The phone is scheduled to drop on June 6th. I'll buy it as a late birthday gift to myself. The Pre is supposed to compete with the iPhone. We'll see about that.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Not a fan of LeBron or Kobe, but I like these commercials.

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Work In Progress

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I'm changing up things around here. Not sure when I'll be done, but it'll be nice. Make yourself at home in the interim.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Why can't music go back to the way it was circa 1993?

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I literally woke up this morning singing 'Sending My Love'.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

More Mess From Splash. Please Make it Stop.

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I. Can. Not. And. Will. Not. Take. This.

**jumps into the Gulf of Mexico and drowns**

Pics courtesy:

Houston's Splash NEVER dissappoints. It always brings out the messiest of the messy. This year was no exception. **SMGDH**

A Texas friend (I suppose he's earned the right to be called that) emailed me last night with some pics from Splash 2009 that were much too much for me to handle at that hour. Some photos were minimally messy i.e. one kid thinking he's doing it up with some fake Burberry shorts on, another one looked a hot ass mess with some gold lame' underwear/swimsuit briefs, etc. You know, excusable sh*t.

But this sh*t right here, n*gga!!! This sh*t right HERE takes the trashy cake.

**drum roll please**

I can not believe that sistah girl had the unmitigated gall to lift those rolls just long enough to a belly button piercing.

Who's granny is this???

Monday, May 11, 2009

Remember Dorian From BET's College Hill?

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I don't really have sh*t to say about him. I just stumbled across this pic and wanted to share. Nothing like a 3/4 naked man to give you that second wind you need to begin your afternoon.


Sunday, May 10, 2009

Why should you support ShawnQT and his YouTube crew? Because I asked you to. So, do it!

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You kids know ShawnQT, right? If you don't, then get familiar by clicking here.

Shawn is cute, funny as heck (especially when he's drunk or close to it), hella creative, very warm and fuzzy (he welcomed me into his home and got me liquored up when I happened to be randomly in Newark during one of his infamous gatherings), has a cay-ute little well-mannered boyfriend and is just an overall likable guy. You really can't go wrong with him.

Now that I'm done gushing I'm suggesting that all you hoes out there that frequent my little section of cyberland take several minutes to check out FIVEblackguys, a YouTube channel with which Shawn is affiliated.

The premise is simple: Shawn and 4 other equally entertaining black men post vids that cover everything ranging from the appropriateness of the N-word to dating peeps with HIV, etc. They're entertaining. I wouldn't say that are if they aren't, trust me.

So, don't fight it, just do it. I don't put my own reputation out there for just anything.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Country + Cunt = This Mess

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Is this what the kids do online these days? I can't...

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Detroit is an absolute mess. Is this the chick Kwame Kilpatrick was texting and foolin around with?

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I should have no business being able to talk sh*t about another city's local politics. You know, being from Baltimore and all. Not with my ghetto ass mayor currently trying to beat a case.

Detroit is really a mess tho. This is actual footage from an actual Detroit City Council session.

**logs off shaking head @ Detroit's abandoned skyscrapers,
failed auto industry and local politicians**

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Desiree Rogers On WSJ Mag Cover

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This is Desiree Rogers, President Obama's Social Secretary. I wrote about a couple months ago. I still think she's the bomb and so does the WSJ. She graced the cover of its magazine this month. She looks great, right?

More Photos: Wall Street Journal Magazine

Friday, May 1, 2009

The next person who mentions Swine Flu/H1N1 Influenza-A will get kicked in the balls.

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Swine Flu by the Numbers:

# of case worldwide: 257
# of people on Earth: 6 billion

# of cases in Mexico: 97 | # of related deaths: 7
# of people in Mexico: 109 million

# of cases in United States: 109
# of people in United States: 306 million


Unless you've been hiding under a rock, you've been bombarded with this swine flu stuff for several days now.

When the World Health Organization raised the pandemic alert to the second highest level of 5 on Wednesday, don't you know the media just couldn't get enough? They were all over it because this stuff sells newspapers and gets ratings. But if you look at the numbers, it seems like this story might be a tad overblown.

Based on the numbers I listed above, this hardly seems to be cause for alarm.

Scientists who are studying the virus say the strain of influenza doesn't look as deadly as strains that have caused previous pandemics. In fact, some scientists suggest the current form of the swine flu virus many not even do as much damage as the regular old garden variety flu does, and here are some numbers that support that idea.

13,000 people in this country have died from regular flu since January. It's expected it will continue to kill hundreds of people every week. 36,000 people a year die in the United States from the flu. Not the swine flu, just the flu.

So here's the question: Has the swine flu story been overblown?

Here's a hint -- yes.

My niece is adorable. She makes me want to have kids of my own...almost.

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