Thursday, June 25, 2009

This is disgusting.

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Burger King always does the absolute most with its value meals. First, I was disgusted by their triple stack burger a/k/a "heart attack on a bun." Now, they've got a 7-inch burger on a sub roll with fried onions on top of it.

Please excuse me while I purge.

Anyway, it's no wonder Americans are such fat asses. Who needs this much fast food in one sitting? An American fatty, that's who.

And LOL @ a sub being marketed as a phallic symbol.

People swear we look JUST alike, but I dont see it.

If you know me or have read this blog for awhile you know that this pic is progress personified.

I usually dont post pics in which I look like absolute shit (I had the flu at the time and felt like shit, too) but Im posting this one b/c it's significant to me. This is the first picture I've taken with my Dad in about 15 years or longer. It was taken at a dinner recently that celebrated my 25th birthday which was attended my Ma, my sister and her family.

It was the first time in at least 15-17 years I experienced having both my parents in the same room. A year or two ago I would've scoffed at someone who told me this picture was possible.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I usually hate when peeps do the ABSOLUTE most but this guy is funny as shit.

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I would LOOOOOVE to comment on this more, but I'm hella busy at the office. A friend sent this to me and I damn near got myself fired cus I was laughing and hollering so damn hard.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

I was robbed at gunpoint yesterday.

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I was robbed last night around 8:30-8:45 while walking home from the gym. Two lil fuckers approached me, demanded my Blackberry (of all things), brandished a silver gun and ran off after I forked it over.

Fortunately, this novice bitches didnt take my gym bag which contained two pair of shades that combined to cost twice as much as the Blackberry, my wallet (sans any cash), my keys, a $1550 check I was planning to deposit at work on Monday but didnt b/c I forgot a deposit slip and clothes and shoes.

I'm fine other than having my dignity snatched from me and being completely emasculated by two punks who couldnt have been any older than 16-18.

I'm posting this here, not for sympathy, but b/c some of my actual friends read this blog and may be wondering why they haven't been able to contact me by telephone. I'm not iggin' any of you, some project n*ggers took my shit.

Oh, BPD can suck my dick, too. I called those bitches around 9:10 to file a report. These hoes showed up at 12:30am. I didnt even answer the door.

Sorry if for typos, if any. I'm writing this in transit.

Monday, June 22, 2009

America's Top-25 Most Dangerous Cities

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Your Odds of Being a Victim

Why neighborhoods and not cities? Even the cities with the highest crime rates can have relatively safe neighborhoods, and thus it is less useful to generalize about an entire city. But using exclusive data developed by Dr. Schiller at, and based on FBI data from all 17,000 local law enforcement agencies, our gallery counts down the 25 neighborhoods with the highest predicted rates of violent crime in America.

25 Most Dangerous Hoods

Friday, June 19, 2009


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As you can probably tell I don't really give a shit about this blog anymore. Because I don't want anyone to be completely shocked when it happens, I'm writing to let you all know that this blog -- at least in its current state -- is on it's last leg and that I plan to pull the plug soon. I'm not sure when this will happen, but just know it will.

I'm not sure why but I've grown tired doing this. When I figure out exactly what I want to do I plan to come back with a refocused blog that will be better than ever. I haven't decided if I plan to delete this blog or not. Either way, I'll provide you peeps with the new URL. For now just enjoy whatever sporadic random shit I decide to throw up here until it dies.

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Monday, June 15, 2009

This Craig's List ad is OUT OF LINE!!!! It's real, too.

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Lil Wayne wanted (DC-MD-VA)

Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-12, 12:27PM EDT

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.

Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!

* Location: DC-MD-VA
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Negotiable

PostingID: 1218083689

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Can we take a minute to talk about how bad Fantasia looks? And please tell me why she's barefoot.

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