Friday, May 30, 2008

Is he taking this Nigger thing too far?

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Nas announced earlier this month that he isn't calling his ninth studio album 'Nigger' anymore, but that isn't stopping him from making a racially, socially and politically charged statement. Here's the album cover of the project, which will be untitled when it hits stores on July 2008, and the first single called "Be a Nigger Too", which is a decent track, btw.

Now...I'll concede that good artists create controversial art and I take my hat off to Nas for continuing to push the social envelope. I've gotta admit that Nas kinda copped out here. He changed the title because the public bitched and moaned about the word Nigger, so he said...I'll give you a visual of what you people consider a nigger.

That was laudable, but I would've one-upped him.

If that were my album cover and I were making a similar statement, I would've said...fuck pushing the envelope, I'm gonna rip that bitch to shreds.

My cover would feature a black and white photograph of my dead black carcass being hanged from a noose attached to the branches of a white oak or white willow with a bunch of white people standing at the foot of a whip-wielding white man as he leaves W-shaped lashes on my back.

That's how you make a statement, Nas. If you're gonna do something...DO IT! this controversy a good thing? Does this type of thing help or hurt racial relations? Should Nas be applauded for his controversy or publicly stoned?


The Single

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Thursday Morning Office Randomness

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My office entertains the fuck out of me sometimes. I was in the kitchen grabbing coffee this morning LOL'd at the following:

Our receptionist noticed that someone had been drinking her milk, so she wrote a nice little message on the bottle.

People often put freebies out on the table for people to take. This is a book that someone wants to get rid of. If you can't read it the Post-It note reads: "Please take me home - I'm interesting!"

I'm gonna wear that Post-It on my forehead next time I go out to a bar.

This is a threatening note that was left on the microwave a few months back. The last sentence is what really got me. If you can't read it b/c it's too on it.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Random Musings of a 24-Year-Old

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Birthday-related Stuff

Thanks so much for the birthday well wishes, guys. It's greatly appreciated.

Initially, I was going to post this really detailed recap of everything I did this weekend. To be honest, I don't remember half of what went down. In a nutshell...I came, I drank and I passed out. Story of my birthday weekend.

I can't wait until my 25th.

Happy Birthday to me!!!

I've got a crush on you...

I'm crushing real hard on this yungin' right now and I really wish I weren't.

When we talk on the phone I get all types of butterflies and miscellaneous stomach flippage. I start giggling at shit that ain't even funny. I randomly smile when we g-chat. It's the most bizarre thing in the world.

Maybe I was feeling myself like Tweet today, but despite being deathly afraid of rejection and being rebuffed, I decided to man up and told him how I feel today. I just hope he doesn't take advantage of that little tidbit. He's noted before that I tend to always need to take the lead in situations. The ball's in his court now. I hope he doesn't drop it.

This My Shit!

I've been listening to this track like 5-6 times a day for one week straight.

Shouts to all the white girls snorting bumps through dirty dollar bills in club bathrooms across the globe.

Sex and The City Movie

Just a few days left. I've already made plans and selected a theater. I'm so ready to see some new shit from my favorite white girls. :-)

You ready, Nia?


How many of you gals did foolishness like with your boys when you were younger? When did YouTube become a stage for random acts of faggotry?

You Gets No Love...From Me

Isn't it funny how people don't want to express interest in you until you've pretty much washed your hands of them? Then they send you emails asking why you've been a stranger.

I tired.

You failed.

Now, keep it moving.

My Father

I don't often reference my family on this blog, but with today being my birthday I can help but to point out that this is probably the 15th or 16th consecutive birthday that I have not heard from my father. I know for a fact that he has my cell number and other ways to reach me, but he simply chooses not to. It's not that he has a ton of kids and forgets or gets confused. I'm his only child.

There are few things in life that make you feel as low as knowing that one person who helped bring you into this world is living and breathing in the same city in which I reside and has my number yet refuses to reach out to me.

Monday, May 26, 2008

My birthday is tomorrow, hoes.

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24 years ago tomorrow my ma pushed me out of her vagina and into this cold, cruel world. And I suppose I should be thankful for that.

Tomorrow's my day. Geminis UNITE!

Wish me best wishes, bitches!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

This is getting ridiculous now...

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I vomit in my mouth a bit everytime I have to fill up. It seems like gas is getting more and more expensive by the minute. And it's not like this shit goes up by a penny or two. Fuel gets raised by the tens of cents at a time now.

This shit's disgusting.

There's no reason the average cost of regular unleaded at the three gas stations closest to my house is $4.06/gallon!!! It's insane.

I remember when I was 17 and got my first car, a gallon of regular gas at two gas stations closest to my high school (the Amoco/BP at 33rd Street and Greenmount and the Crown on 25th Street) cost $0.99.

That was in 2001.

I've even done stuff to respond to these astronomical prices. For example, I've stopped speeding and started using cruise control when I drive. I hear you can save 10% on gas if you slow down by 5 mph. I've started consolidating uptown and downtown trips. I've stopped just driving just for the hell of it. No more random trips between Baltimore and anywhere in the Washington, DC area just to "chill". I don't drive with random shit in the trunk anymore. That crate with car wash materials can definitely come out. I've started charging my work-related mileage back to my company. I didn't even really bother doing expense reports before.

My question to you all is this:

How much did a gallon of gasoline cost when you were 16-17 years old? How disgusted are you that we're paying $4.00 a gallon in 2008? And what, if anything, have you done to cope with the rising price of fuel.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Fuck it. I'll do it too, I guess.

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EDIT: So....I was gonna wait until a bunch of people submitted questions, but there's no reason those with a pioneering spirit should have to wait for the slackers.

If you've submitted questions, the answers are below.

If you haven't submitted yet, don't worry. I'm still taking question


I've been seeing a few bloggers do the questions thing and I thought it was fun. So fun that I want to get in to the action.

Don't ask me boring shit though like...what time do I go to bed at night or what my favorite book is. I wants some wild shit (note: wild shit does not necessarily equate to messy, raunchy or uncouth...unless it's a REALLY good question).

Ask me about sex or drugs or college or booze or music or titties or art or music or politics or culture or whatever your little heart desires. Just ask away and I'll answer.

I promise.

If you're a regular (or have an IQ over 100), then you ought to know the rules by now, but if you don't:
  • Your task is to conjure up and ask me lots of questions.
  • I'll answer each of them throughly.
It's as simple as that.

Now, off you go. Concoct some good shit that'll keep me entertained.

Oh, and feel free to post anonymously if you'd like.


Bullet Proof Soul's Questions:

1) If a man with 14 inches of dick wanted to hit it, could you handle it like a freak would and who would the 14 inches be attached to?

Whoa...14 inches is waaaaay too much for me. I'm up for a challenge -- trust me I am -- but a penis that big is best left as an artifact in a museum or atop a shrine or a cast for a dildo or something. I like controlling my bowels.

I don't really have a "Mr. Perfect" but hopefully it'd be attached to someone who knew what to do with it. Nothing worse than a Bentley driver who should be pushing a Civic.

14 inches just doesn't even sound natural.

2) Favorite position to bone (missionary, froggy, doggy, etc)?

All of them. If I had to choose a all-time favorite, I like being ridden. I'm more into varying locations. That's how I spice it up.

3) Most public place you had sex?

Ummmm....I've done it in a few public places. There's this pier in front of the Under Armour campus on the south shore of Baltimore's Inner Harbor called Tide Point. It was the most public b/c it's literally 40 yards or so away from a water taxi stop. It was 10pm, but the water taxi was still very much running. I didn't give a shit though. It was hot.

Its I typed the answer to this very question the guy I was with just called.

4) Ever had sex with an anonymous guy whose name to this day you don't know? If no, would you? If yes, give us details.

Yes, a few times. Like...4 or 5. It's not so much that I didn't know names at the time, I just didn't care to remember it, I guess.

5) Ever had sex without a condom?

Who hasn't?

6) Which two bloggers would you have a "menage-a-twot" with (I know it's trois)? LOL!!

Oh, Lord. You HAD to go there. I actually have short list of bloggers I wouldn't mind getting it in with, but Promiscuous X and either La Bella Vita or Fuzzy....or both!

Manage-a-quattro, much?

7) Do you have a sex tape or naked pictures of yourself? If so, still in your possession or floating about somewhere? If floating are you scared they will surface?

Technically, no. My ex and I used his camera phone to make vids all the time. He has this 'thing' with seeing it go in and out. They don't show either of our faces though, so I'm not worried.

I'd absolutely tape myself having sex. I'd watch it with my partner. I ain't too cool with archiving it though. We'd have to keep deleting them and making new ones if we want to see more.
Hell, I'm game for shooting more footage.

8) If you could go back and rekindle a love affair, who would it be with and why would you?

Mike Barnes. The sex we had was simply sensational.

A not-too-distant second pick is this guy I dated for like 3 months back in 2004. His name escapes me at the moment, but the sex we had one night in particular doesn't.

9) What one thing about you would you change and why?

I have very self-destructive tendencies. I need to correct that and fast.

10) The world is coming to an end and there is an island that is protected by God. You are allowed to take two people with you. Who would you take with you?

First, the whole God thing doesn't really impress me. I'm not really into that. But, I'd take my homegirl Nia b/c she's awesome and someone I can have great sex with.

Young Black and DL's Question:
Have you had much experience with titties?

Nah...not much. And by not much, I mean none.

How many titties have you sucked since your mommas?
Zero. I wasn't breast fed btw.

Are you a big titties or just a hand full is good tittie man?

I'm a rock hard pecs man.

How many titties in college did you play with?

I touched my friends' tits all the time. In fact, I just touched Nia's tits last night.

How did Sex, drugs, booze, and/or music play into you and the miraculous world of titties?

Not at all.

Stupid as it may seem...personality and dating wise who do you think, from the show, do you most likely embody, if any? And why.

Good question. I'm a hybrid of them all.
  • I'm 50% Samantha because we share similar views on life, love, sex and career advancement. Did I mention we think similarly when it comes to sex?

  • I'm 30% Maranda because, well, let's face it, I can be a cold, bitter, pragmatic bitch at times.

  • I'm 15% Carrie because I too live above my means and have a thing for expensive pieces that I really shouldn't be purchasing. I like writing, too. Oh, and I'm searching for my Mr. Big. At this point, I'd settle for an Aiden.

  • I'm 5% Charlotte because despite it all, I'm still a prude who wants to settle down with a bread winner and focus on purchasing waterford crystal and Victorian art and shit. I want that upper eastside apartment she had, too.
Datnfo's Questions:

1. If you could choose to do undergrad all over again what would you do differently?

I would leave my home state. I would be more focused during my first semester. For someone who was used to effortlessly getting A's, it was quite the adjustment. I would've pledged greek, too. Kappa or Alpha.

2. And if you had to choose a school other then Maryland what school would it be?

I always wanted to go to Princeton or UPenn. I wouldn't have minded going to a smaller school like Amherst or Pepperdine or something. I might do a urban school like a Chicago, Columbia or NYU.

3. Have you had a relationship or sexcapade with someone of another race? If so, how did it compare with someone of the same race?

**thinking back**

Nah...I haven't. I wouldn't mind it though.

4. What or who do you fantasize about when you masturbate?

I can't beat off without a visual. I can't do the fantasy thing. I need porn...or a special helper. ;-)

5. When starting a romantic relationship do you tend to think with your heart or your head/brain?

I'm way too cerebral to allow my heart to get involved initially. I didn't say 'I Love You' to my most recent ex until like 8 months into it.

6. If you had to choose to be a sex worker (porn star, escort, stripper, 5 and Dime hoe, etc.), which would best fit your talents?

I'd be an escort because I'm really good about having unemotional, almost business like sex. That best suits my personality.

Kyon Saucier's Questions:

1. Can you speak anything else but English?

I studied German (for several years) and Russian (for just a bit).

2. What is your must embarrassing moment? it has too be a good one to like you peed on yourself at 18 or something.

Ummmm...I split my pants in front of my Algebra II Honors class in high school while attempting to perform a a rousing redention of "Wade in the Water".

Don't ask me why.

3. Give me your worst sexual performance! I just want to know about that one.

We all have our moments when we can't get it up, but in my mind that says less about me and more about the other person.

This guy threw up on my dick in Boston one time while giving me head. One of us was embarrassed. The other was disgusted. I'll leave those roles to your imagination.

4. Have you ever been snobbish to someone and why?

I'm always accused of being a snob. It's in my nature, I guess. I've never been one to allow public opinion to hang me though.

5. Have you ever had sex with someone and wished you had not?

Of course.

6. Do you know the muffin man?


7. Are you the muffin man?


8. Just how many muffins did you eat?

In my lifetime???

**pulls out abacus**

9. Have you ever been attacked by an animal tell us about it!

Do cougars counts?

10. In college were you a boozer?

I've never really been real big on drinking. I was a pot head at Maryland.

One Man's Opinion's Question:

If you had titties, would you prefer big ones are small ones?

I'd want mine to be the same size as yours.

That Dude Right There's Questions:

1. Have you sexed any bloggers in the last year? And if so, how many?

Yes, I have. Two.

2. If you could live in any city in the world, where would it be?

Good question. I can't pick just one. My short list includes:
  • London
  • Sao Paulo
  • Vancouver or Toronto
  • Paris
  • Somewhere in Latin America
I literally have no desire to live anywhere in Africa or Asia or Australia for that matter.

3. Do you get along with your parents?

My ma and I aren't best buds, but we're cool. I like her. My dad is a drug addict who hasn't been around for three quarters of my life.

4. Why do you get offended when I say that you are uppity and snobbish (you are)?

I don't get offended, per se. I really just don't think it's true. I'm plenty down to earth and you know that.

5. How was that drive back to Baltimore?

Long, but shorter than the drive down. It sucked at the time, but I'd do it again when/if gas prices go down.

6. How many dates have you had in the last 3 months.

More than I've had in the years before that. I dunno...maybe 12 or so.

Promiscuous X's Questions:

Which bloggers did you sex-up????

When I said I'd answer any and all questions I meant questions regarding me. I protect and respect the privacy of my pieces. I'm sorry I wasn't clearer on that from jump.

I don't kiss and tell, Xavier. You know that.

Why do you always feel the need to be in control of a situation?

My need to be in control stems from my being a bedroom Master. I'm into bondage and discipline, dominance and submission and all sorts of sado-masochistic shit. It really gets me going.

I'm kidding.

To be honest, I have a strong personality and I really don't even realize that I'm taking control of situations.

I think me and you have discussed this before, but I actually prefer to let someone else lead in most situations particularly when it involves a guy I'm interested in/sexually attracted to. There's just something about a man taking charge and being a man that gets me going.

When I do take control, I guess it's just a natural reaction when I feel something isn't being handled properly. Besides, things just tend to be better when I'm in charge. :-)

Do you prefer being a top or a bottom?

As if you don't already know.

Again...I'm kidding.

This question is soooo subjective because in my topsy-turvy bedroom a bottom can be on top and a top can be on the bottom. Who knows where or in what position you'll end up when you fuck with me. .

Sean Stone's Questions:

1.) If you asked your "potential Mr. Right" on a date, how would you plan the event?

I'm a dinner/movie/sporting event followed by a /walk/talk/fuck kinda guy. We'd go somewhere nice to eat or to a college basketball or NFL game or whatever and go for a walk and talk afterwards. Then we'd have amazing sex.

2.) How do you (or would you) envision the next blogger reunion in San Juan?

Bigger and better than this year's event in Baltimore. I hope to get this body of mine in beach form by then. I also hope to see you there.

3.) Do you prefer cut or uncut?

Cut please. Uncut scares me. I always think I'm gonna hurt it. Especially the kind that don't pull back at all.

4.) When are visiting Boston again?

I really have no reason to come unless you're giving me one.

5.) Bjork or Tori Amos?


6.) Are you open to the possibility of a long-distance relationship with a fellow blogger? If so, how would you envision it?

I hadn't really considered it, but I wouldn't be opposed to it, I guess. It'd have to be within a 6-hour drive though.

7.) Are you bisexual?

No. I've never had the desire to have sex with a woman.

Air + Fire's Questions:

1. You wanna see Young Jeezy Assaninate George Bush shorty?

No, but this question literally made me LOL when I got the alert on my BlackBerry.

2.If you fell on hard times how much would you sell your body for?

Hmmmm...good question. If I had to sell myself, I'd stick to the high-end market. $10K or so a pop.

Elliot Spitzer, much?

3. What five American cities could you see yourself living in?

New York
San Fransico
Miami (sans the hurricanes)

4.Whats your biggest regret in life?

Making all the poor decisions I've ever made.

5.Have you ever done or pondered doing any illegal substances outside of marijuana?

I tried X twice. I wasn't too impressed either time. I've never had the urge to try anything else though.

6. Whats your biggest vice?

Mary Jane.

7. What do you notice first about a person?

Honestly -- and I'm going to seem like such a size king for this -- the crotch buldge.

9. Which do you prefer wealth or happiness?

Wealth. But isn't happiness partially dervied from being wealthy?

10. What is the greater attribute..loyalty or honesty?

Loyalty because part of being loyal to a person is being honest. Even when they may not want to hear the truth.

Oooooo! I want one!!!

I don't know how much they cost but you hoes should pool you nightly earnings and buy me a unit on the 44th or 45th floor in this building.

Oh, and don't worry too much about payment right now. It's a construction site and they just started building above ground. You have plenty of time to peel the loose change off your backs.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

She's baaaaaaaaaaack

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Remember this crazy hoe and her saggy ass tits? Well, she's back for more crazy shit on the MARTA. I'll be the first to admit this shit is pretty damn hilarious.

This is the [Missy]REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIX[/Elliot]. YouTube is both the best and worst internet advancement in a long time.

Friday, May 16, 2008

In (sprawled ass) Atlanta for the weekend

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Mr. Jones packed up on Thursday and headed south to Atlanta for the weekend. I decided to drive from Baltimore to Georgia, which was a MAJOR mistake.

It took 11 hours and 30 minutes or so to get here due to horrible traffic in the Baltimore/Washington area. I got stuck for 20-minutes in the Ft. McHenry Tunnel leaving Baltimore and sat in traffic for 45 minute just getting from Andrews Airforce Base to the constantly under construction Woodrow Wilson Bridge to get into Virginia.

I initially thought that the cost of gas would be comparable to the cost of a plane ticket, but not so much. I underestimated the cost by about $60 or so. It's water under the bridge at this point especially since I'm here.

Anyway, I've been mad productive since waking up this morning. I got up at 6am. Went for a run, showered, and posted two blog posts. I'm about to run to the barber shop and stop at Target and such before my boy gets off work around 2pm.

I'll have limited access to internet, so I hop you hoes enjoy your weekend. Especially you bitches in Maryland, New Jersey, New York and everywhere else in the northeast where rain is expected all day today.

Happy Friday!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Edwards backs Obama

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Hillary Clinton is slowly getting snatched owwwwt of the game. Let me explain. When you take a look at the events of the last 32 or 34 hours you see that timing is everything.

Take a look at what's happened since Hillary Clinton earned what is widely considered by the experts to be a large, but mostly symbolic victory in West Virginia.

Yesterday morning Senator Obama picked up 2 more superdelegates. The Associated Press is now reporting that he's picked up 30 in the last week. She's picked up 1.

NARAL, the national abortion rights organization, which has supported Hillary Clinton throughout her entire political career announced yesterday afternoon they're switching their support to Barack Obama.

The capper is John Edwards, whom had been courted by both the Obama and Clinton camps, in an effort to unify the party and stymie any momentum Sen. Clinton gained from that West Virginia win, announces his support for Barack Obama.

But look at the timing of all this.

Hillary Clinton spent all Wednesday afternoon taping interviews with all the news organizations expecting to capitalize on her big win only to be trumped by announcement that John Edwards, who seems to have an "in" with those working class voters Barack has had trouble courting of late, is going to work for Sen. Obama.

Way back in the day on Monday Night Football, Don Meredith, when the outcome of the game was no longer in doubt, broke out into a fractured version of something called "turn out the lights, the party's over".

Its time for the song.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

You can't have it both ways, hon.

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Hillary won West Virginia last night in convincing fashion.

In case you don’t keep up with politics (or what has developed into my continuing coverage of this election cycle’s primaries), her victory was such a landslide that she was projected by CNN to carry the state before a single vote was counted.

To me, this means little to nothing. West Virginia is one of the whitest, oldest (in terms age of the average citizen), most blue collar and least educated states in the Union. Obama typically does well with African-Americans, the affluent, younger voters and those who are better educated. We knew going into this that West Virginia was tailored made for a Clinton uber-victory.

So now this bitch is celebrating. She’s ranting and raving about how the large margin of last night’s victory illustrates that the voters want her to keep going through the convention and that she can carry the swing states that will matter in the fall contests.

Now, Hill, you can’t have it both ways, hon.

You can’t dismiss Obama's early small-state victories as irrelevant to the general election in early February yet tout West Virginia as reason to continue. As my girl La Bella Vita would say, “hoe, sit down.” I mean, she won last night pretty handily and deserves some credit for that. We have to remember Barack Obama won 15 contests in this election cycle with 60 percent or more. So those kinds of margins, they're impressive, and let's also remember also the Clinton people have been saying for a long time small states don't matter. Now apparently they're arguing small states do matter. They have to make up their minds.

Even after yesterday’s result and the anticipated results in neighboring Kentucky, I think you'll see more superdelegates come out for Barack Obama. Most people in our party are prepared and ready for this fight to end. Of course, one argument that she’ll make to these superdelegates is that swing states matter. West Virginia is a swing state. Pennsylvania is a swing state. Ohio is a swing state. He has lost all of those. But, you know what, Hill. He won Iowa, he won Wisconsin, and he won Missouri. He's won swing states.

She’s needs to stop listening to whoever she’s listening to and listen to Mr. Jones. My advice to Hillary Clinton is simple:


Tuesday, May 13, 2008

It's a Matter of Extreme Importance

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Alicia Keys sang about her Teenage Love Affair, now I'd like to discuss yours. I know it may be tougher for some of you than others, but go back in that lengthy mental Rolodex of yours and try to remember your first. You know, the one who popped your cherry. Tell me all about your first teenage love affair.

Now, I know how half-assed some of you hoes can be in your responses, so I'm gonna give you some structure. I want to know:
  • when this cumfest happened;
  • how old you were when it happened;
  • how old was/were the other party/parties involved ( never know);
  • if was good back then;
  • if it was good in retrospect (as compared to others you've since experienced);
  • how you were courted (or vice-versa);
  • if you regret anything you did (or maybe something you didn't do) and;
  • if you've encountered this person as an adult.
I guess I'll go first.

My first happened in '98 or '99 or something like that. I was...waaaay too young to be doing what I was doing. He was....well, statutorily too old for me, but hey, it was what it was.

The sex was fucking AMAZING back then and still ranks among my all-time top-10. I won't go into detail because I don't kiss and tell, but when I say it was good...I mean it.

I was courted at a summer internship I held at Johns Hopkins Hospital. That in and of itself is a long story that I may share in San Juan...maybe not.

I don't regret a damn thing we did. That situation prepared me for what was to come in more ways than one.

We actually have encounter each other as adults in the oddest of places, my sister's wedding. I went upstairs in the hall to get prepared and changed and all and this fool walks out of the bathroom dragging his jaw behind. After exchanging some awkward pleasantries, I discovered that not only was he in the wedding party, but that he is my brother-in-law's line brother. We actually exchanged v-cards and BlackBerry PINs during the reception, but nothing ever came of it.

Your turn.

Monday, May 12, 2008

The story of my life....

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You push me away
My apologies fall on your deaf ears
You curse my name
And now your eyes they look at me

I stand ashamed
Amidst my foolish pride
Cuz for us, there'll be no more
For us, there'll be no more

And now my eyes
They look at you

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Alexyss Tylor

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Thursday, May 8, 2008

How messy is this?

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A sort of senior level executive in my office to me and a colleague over lunch:

Colleague: I've been feeling awful lately.

Me: I hear you. My allergies have been killing me.

Executive: OMG...what are your symptoms?!?!

Colleague: Well...

Executive: OMG...don't even tell me. I'm the queen of the "I got its". Anytime I hear the symptoms of something, I say, "I think I got it."

Colleague: Well, I...

Executive: Like, last week, I had ureteral cancer.

Me: (stares blankly)

Executive: I'm not even kidding. So, I went to see my doctor the other day because I had a little blood in my pee.

Colleague: (drops jaw)

Me: That's a pleasant thought. **SMH**

Executive: I know. So, I had a little blood in my pee. And of course I didn't think I had assume I had a UTI, I assumed utrial cancer.

Me: (packs up lunch)

Executive: Alright, I'll stop.

Me: No, I'll go.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Obama wins big. Hillary wins, barely.

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Another Tuesday, another democratic primary in states that no one would really give a shit about otherwise.

Last night, Hillary Clinton raised a few informed eyebrows by going into Obama's Chicagoland stomping ground and winning the Hoosier state. It was a 2-percentage point victory, but at this point (and with her delegate count) the Clinton camp will take as many wins as they can get however they may come.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Barack romped in North Carolina. What's most impressive about his victory isn't so much the fact that he won -- an Obama victory was expected there -- but that he mollywhopped his opposition. He beat Hillary like a drum to the tune of a 14-point victory.

Hillary should have saved herself the embarrassment and bowed out weeks ago. It seems she's just trying to hang on to make some point unbeknownst to anyone other than her.

She out of the pledged delegate race mathematically and she's losing superdelegate support left and right. The only way that Hillary Clinton can now win is to overthrow the (populist) interests and the votes of the voters and that's not something the democratic party needs to allow to happen months before a general election and after 8 years of Bush.

She needs to be selfless and realize that we're not just running for the White House. From low-level local administrators to the US Senate, the Democratic Party needs attention, money, effort, a will, and as long as Hillary Clinton stays in this race, moves all of the resources and attention towards the Democratic race, she does major harm to the party.

Just give it up, Hil.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Cocaine (or whatever she's on) is a helluva drug...

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Edit: Looks like you've missed the boat if you haven't seen the video yet. Myspace deleted it. You missed a doozy.

This bitch on the MARTA train in Atlanta is insane or hopped up on some good shit. Maybe both.

The FUNNIEST part has to be when this hoe shut shit down for like 10 seconds toward the end before cowering in fear when ole boy snatched her wig.

This crazy bitch said:
Fuck Glenwood?!?!?


Jamal was not having that 'in my face' bullshit. She's quite messy.

I bought a new Blackberry...finally.

Back in June of last year I told you all that I ♥ my Blackberry, but it was time for a new one. In this economy, I really wasn't prepared to randomly drop $372 on a phone, but it had to be done. If the unit even got misted on, the keys wouldn't work properly, the screen was tough to see, I broke the antenna the other day when I dropped it. My last Blackberry was becoming so fickle that I just didn't want to deal with it anymore.

The upside is that the Blackberry 8830 World Edition is a shit ton better than my old phone.

The downside is that Sprint has me for another two years. :-(

Friday, May 2, 2008

LOL @ Queen B(roke)

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Get into this local news video clip. I can not take Lil' Kim's response to the reporter:
"Hi. We're doing a story on the economy and repossession."

"The economy and repossession of what? Get the f*ck outta here. You are so f*cking ridiculous."
As if she didn't she hasn't paid for that Bentley GT in 90 days.


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