Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Fuck it. I'll do it too, I guess.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


EDIT: So....I was gonna wait until a bunch of people submitted questions, but there's no reason those with a pioneering spirit should have to wait for the slackers.


If you've submitted questions, the answers are below.

If you haven't submitted yet, don't worry. I'm still taking question

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I've been seeing a few bloggers do the questions thing and I thought it was fun. So fun that I want to get in to the action.

Don't ask me boring shit though like...what time do I go to bed at night or what my favorite book is. I wants some wild shit (note: wild shit does not necessarily equate to messy, raunchy or uncouth...unless it's a REALLY good question).

Ask me about sex or drugs or college or booze or music or titties or art or music or politics or culture or whatever your little heart desires. Just ask away and I'll answer.

I promise.

If you're a regular (or have an IQ over 100), then you ought to know the rules by now, but if you don't:
  • Your task is to conjure up and ask me lots of questions.
  • I'll answer each of them throughly.
It's as simple as that.

Now, off you go. Concoct some good shit that'll keep me entertained.

Oh, and feel free to post anonymously if you'd like.

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Bullet Proof Soul's Questions:

1) If a man with 14 inches of dick wanted to hit it, could you handle it like a freak would and who would the 14 inches be attached to?

Whoa...14 inches is waaaaay too much for me. I'm up for a challenge -- trust me I am -- but a penis that big is best left as an artifact in a museum or atop a shrine or a cast for a dildo or something. I like controlling my bowels.

I don't really have a "Mr. Perfect" but hopefully it'd be attached to someone who knew what to do with it. Nothing worse than a Bentley driver who should be pushing a Civic.

14 inches just doesn't even sound natural.

2) Favorite position to bone (missionary, froggy, doggy, etc)?

All of them. If I had to choose a all-time favorite, I like being ridden. I'm more into varying locations. That's how I spice it up.

3) Most public place you had sex?

Ummmm....I've done it in a few public places. There's this pier in front of the Under Armour campus on the south shore of Baltimore's Inner Harbor called Tide Point. It was the most public b/c it's literally 40 yards or so away from a water taxi stop. It was 10pm, but the water taxi was still very much running. I didn't give a shit though. It was hot.

Its funny...as I typed the answer to this very question the guy I was with just called.

4) Ever had sex with an anonymous guy whose name to this day you don't know? If no, would you? If yes, give us details.

Yes, a few times. Like...4 or 5. It's not so much that I didn't know names at the time, I just didn't care to remember it, I guess.

5) Ever had sex without a condom?

Who hasn't?

6) Which two bloggers would you have a "menage-a-twot" with (I know it's trois)? LOL!!

Oh, Lord. You HAD to go there. I actually have short list of bloggers I wouldn't mind getting it in with, but Promiscuous X and either La Bella Vita or Fuzzy....or both!

Manage-a-quattro, much?


7) Do you have a sex tape or naked pictures of yourself? If so, still in your possession or floating about somewhere? If floating are you scared they will surface?

Technically, no. My ex and I used his camera phone to make vids all the time. He has this 'thing' with seeing it go in and out. They don't show either of our faces though, so I'm not worried.

I'd absolutely tape myself having sex. I'd watch it with my partner. I ain't too cool with archiving it though. We'd have to keep deleting them and making new ones if we want to see more.
Hell, I'm game for shooting more footage.

8) If you could go back and rekindle a love affair, who would it be with and why would you?

Mike Barnes. The sex we had was simply sensational.

A not-too-distant second pick is this guy I dated for like 3 months back in 2004. His name escapes me at the moment, but the sex we had one night in particular doesn't.


9) What one thing about you would you change and why?

I have very self-destructive tendencies. I need to correct that and fast.

10) The world is coming to an end and there is an island that is protected by God. You are allowed to take two people with you. Who would you take with you?

First, the whole God thing doesn't really impress me. I'm not really into that. But, I'd take my homegirl Nia b/c she's awesome and someone I can have great sex with.

Young Black and DL's Question:
Have you had much experience with titties?

Nah...not much. And by not much, I mean none.

How many titties have you sucked since your mommas?
Zero. I wasn't breast fed btw.

Are you a big titties or just a hand full is good tittie man?

I'm a rock hard pecs man.

How many titties in college did you play with?

I touched my friends' tits all the time. In fact, I just touched Nia's tits last night.

How did Sex, drugs, booze, and/or music play into you and the miraculous world of titties?

Not at all.

Stupid as it may seem...personality and dating wise who do you think, from the show, do you most likely embody, if any? And why.

Good question. I'm a hybrid of them all.
  • I'm 50% Samantha because we share similar views on life, love, sex and career advancement. Did I mention we think similarly when it comes to sex?

  • I'm 30% Maranda because, well, let's face it, I can be a cold, bitter, pragmatic bitch at times.

  • I'm 15% Carrie because I too live above my means and have a thing for expensive pieces that I really shouldn't be purchasing. I like writing, too. Oh, and I'm searching for my Mr. Big. At this point, I'd settle for an Aiden.

  • I'm 5% Charlotte because despite it all, I'm still a prude who wants to settle down with a bread winner and focus on purchasing waterford crystal and Victorian art and shit. I want that upper eastside apartment she had, too.
Datnfo's Questions:

1. If you could choose to do undergrad all over again what would you do differently?

I would leave my home state. I would be more focused during my first semester. For someone who was used to effortlessly getting A's, it was quite the adjustment. I would've pledged greek, too. Kappa or Alpha.

2. And if you had to choose a school other then Maryland what school would it be?

I always wanted to go to Princeton or UPenn. I wouldn't have minded going to a smaller school like Amherst or Pepperdine or something. I might do a urban school like a Chicago, Columbia or NYU.

3. Have you had a relationship or sexcapade with someone of another race? If so, how did it compare with someone of the same race?

**thinking back**

Nah...I haven't. I wouldn't mind it though.

4. What or who do you fantasize about when you masturbate?

I can't beat off without a visual. I can't do the fantasy thing. I need porn...or a special helper. ;-)

5. When starting a romantic relationship do you tend to think with your heart or your head/brain?

I'm way too cerebral to allow my heart to get involved initially. I didn't say 'I Love You' to my most recent ex until like 8 months into it.

6. If you had to choose to be a sex worker (porn star, escort, stripper, 5 and Dime hoe, etc.), which would best fit your talents?

I'd be an escort because I'm really good about having unemotional, almost business like sex. That best suits my personality.

Kyon Saucier's Questions:

1. Can you speak anything else but English?

I studied German (for several years) and Russian (for just a bit).

2. What is your must embarrassing moment? it has too be a good one to like you peed on yourself at 18 or something.

Ummmm...I split my pants in front of my Algebra II Honors class in high school while attempting to perform a a rousing redention of "Wade in the Water".

Don't ask me why.

3. Give me your worst sexual performance! I just want to know about that one.

We all have our moments when we can't get it up, but in my mind that says less about me and more about the other person.

This guy threw up on my dick in Boston one time while giving me head. One of us was embarrassed. The other was disgusted. I'll leave those roles to your imagination.

4. Have you ever been snobbish to someone and why?

I'm always accused of being a snob. It's in my nature, I guess. I've never been one to allow public opinion to hang me though.

5. Have you ever had sex with someone and wished you had not?

Of course.

6. Do you know the muffin man?

Seriously?

7. Are you the muffin man?

Nope.

8. Just how many muffins did you eat?

In my lifetime???

**pulls out abacus**


9. Have you ever been attacked by an animal tell us about it!

Do cougars counts?

10. In college were you a boozer?

I've never really been real big on drinking. I was a pot head at Maryland.

One Man's Opinion's Question:

If you had titties, would you prefer big ones are small ones?

I'd want mine to be the same size as yours.

That Dude Right There's Questions:

1. Have you sexed any bloggers in the last year? And if so, how many?

Yes, I have. Two.

2. If you could live in any city in the world, where would it be?

Good question. I can't pick just one. My short list includes:
  • London
  • Sao Paulo
  • Vancouver or Toronto
  • Paris
  • Somewhere in Latin America
I literally have no desire to live anywhere in Africa or Asia or Australia for that matter.

3. Do you get along with your parents?

My ma and I aren't best buds, but we're cool. I like her. My dad is a drug addict who hasn't been around for three quarters of my life.

4. Why do you get offended when I say that you are uppity and snobbish (you are)?

I don't get offended, per se. I really just don't think it's true. I'm plenty down to earth and you know that.

5. How was that drive back to Baltimore?

Long, but shorter than the drive down. It sucked at the time, but I'd do it again when/if gas prices go down.

6. How many dates have you had in the last 3 months.

More than I've had in the years before that. I dunno...maybe 12 or so.

Promiscuous X's Questions:

Which bloggers did you sex-up????

When I said I'd answer any and all questions I meant questions regarding me. I protect and respect the privacy of my pieces. I'm sorry I wasn't clearer on that from jump.

I don't kiss and tell, Xavier. You know that.


Why do you always feel the need to be in control of a situation?

My need to be in control stems from my being a bedroom Master. I'm into bondage and discipline, dominance and submission and all sorts of sado-masochistic shit. It really gets me going.

I'm kidding.

To be honest, I have a strong personality and I really don't even realize that I'm taking control of situations.

I think me and you have discussed this before, but I actually prefer to let someone else lead in most situations particularly when it involves a guy I'm interested in/sexually attracted to. There's just something about a man taking charge and being a man that gets me going.

When I do take control, I guess it's just a natural reaction when I feel something isn't being handled properly. Besides, things just tend to be better when I'm in charge. :-)


Do you prefer being a top or a bottom?

As if you don't already know.

Again...I'm kidding.

This question is soooo subjective because in my topsy-turvy bedroom a bottom can be on top and a top can be on the bottom. Who knows where or in what position you'll end up when you fuck with me. .

Sean Stone's Questions:

1.) If you asked your "potential Mr. Right" on a date, how would you plan the event?

I'm a dinner/movie/sporting event followed by a /walk/talk/fuck kinda guy. We'd go somewhere nice to eat or to a college basketball or NFL game or whatever and go for a walk and talk afterwards. Then we'd have amazing sex.

2.) How do you (or would you) envision the next blogger reunion in San Juan?

Bigger and better than this year's event in Baltimore. I hope to get this body of mine in beach form by then. I also hope to see you there.

3.) Do you prefer cut or uncut?

Cut please. Uncut scares me. I always think I'm gonna hurt it. Especially the kind that don't pull back at all.

4.) When are visiting Boston again?

I really have no reason to come unless you're giving me one.

5.) Bjork or Tori Amos?

Neither.

6.) Are you open to the possibility of a long-distance relationship with a fellow blogger? If so, how would you envision it?

I hadn't really considered it, but I wouldn't be opposed to it, I guess. It'd have to be within a 6-hour drive though.

7.) Are you bisexual?

No. I've never had the desire to have sex with a woman.

Air + Fire's Questions:

1. You wanna see Young Jeezy Assaninate George Bush shorty?

No, but this question literally made me LOL when I got the alert on my BlackBerry.

2.If you fell on hard times how much would you sell your body for?

Hmmmm...good question. If I had to sell myself, I'd stick to the high-end market. $10K or so a pop.

Elliot Spitzer, much?


3. What five American cities could you see yourself living in?

New York
Atlanta
San Fransico
Philadelphia
Miami (sans the hurricanes)

4.Whats your biggest regret in life?

Making all the poor decisions I've ever made.

5.Have you ever done or pondered doing any illegal substances outside of marijuana?

I tried X twice. I wasn't too impressed either time. I've never had the urge to try anything else though.

6. Whats your biggest vice?

Mary Jane.

7. What do you notice first about a person?

Honestly -- and I'm going to seem like such a size king for this -- the crotch buldge.

9. Which do you prefer wealth or happiness?

Wealth. But isn't happiness partially dervied from being wealthy?

10. What is the greater attribute..loyalty or honesty?

Loyalty because part of being loyal to a person is being honest. Even when they may not want to hear the truth.

19 comments:

Bullet Proof Soul said...

Say what?!? It's like that, well I can be raunchy.

1) If a man with 14 inches of dick wanted to hit it, could you handle it like a freak would and who would the 14 inches be attached to?

2) Favorite position to bone (missionary, froggy, doggy, etc)?

3) Most public place you had sex?

4) Ever had sex with an anonymous guy whose name to this day you don't know? If no, would you? If yes, give us details.

5) Ever had sex without a condom?

6) Which two bloggers would you have a "menage-a-twot" with (I know it's trois)? LOL!!

7) Do you have a sex tape or naked pictures of yourself? If so, still in your possession or floating about somewhere? If floating are you scared they will surface?

8) If you could go back and rekindle a love affair, who would it be with and why would you?

9) What one thing about you would you change and why?

10) The world is coming to an end and there is an island that is protected by God. You are allowed to take two people with you. Who would you take with you?

YoungBlack&DL said...

Titties, huh?

Have you had much experience with titties?

How many titties have you sucked since your mommas?

Are you a big titties or just a hand full is good tittie man?

How many titties in college did you play with?

How did Sex, drugs, booze, and/or music play into you and the miraculous world of titties?

Although I would love to stay on this topic...god knows I do, here's one last question. In a debate once about dating or something, you mentioned how I probably got my influence from Samantha from sex in the city.

Stupid as it may seem... personality and dating wise who do you think, from the show, do you most likely embody, if any?
And why.

Datnfo said...

1. If you could choose to do undergrad all over again what would you do differently?
2. And if you had to choose a school other then Maryland what school would it be?

3. Have you had a relationship or sexcapade with someone of another race?
If so how did it compare with someone of the same race?

4. What or who do you fantasize about when you masturbate?

5. When starting a romantic relationship do you tend to think with your heart or your head/brain?

6. If you had to choose to be a sex worker (porn star, escort, stripper, 5 and Dime hoe, etc.), which would best fit your talents?

Mr. Jones said...

I'm LOVING these questions. Each of you had some VER good ones. I can't wait to respond.

Come on hoes! Leave more questions so I can hop to it.

Kyon Saucier said...

1. Can you speak anything else but English?

2. What is your must embarassing moment? it has too be a good one to like you peed on yourself at 18or something.

3. Give me your worst sexual performance! I just want to know about that one.

4. Have you ever been snobbish to someone and why?

5. Have you ever had sex with someone and wished you had not?

6. Do you know the muffin man?

7. Are you the muffin man?

8. Just how many muffins did you eat?

9. Have you ever been attacked by an animal tell us about it!

10. In college were you a boozer?

Okay come on Mr Jones answer them you yellow cutie!

One Man’s Opinion said...

Titties? I saw that and immediately wanted to ask you a question about titties? So, here is my dumb ass question. If you had titties, would you perfar big ones are small ones? This is a legit question. I want an answer, damn it, Mr. Jones.

That Dude Right There said...

1. Have you sexed any bloggers in the last year? And if so, how many?

2. If you could live in any city in the world, where would it be?

3. Do you get along with your parents?

4. Why do you get offended when I say that you are uppity and snobbish (you are)?

5. How was that drive back to Baltimore?

6. How many dates have you had in the last 3 months.

Promiscuous X said...

Very interesting...Questions and answers.

My question is which bloggers did you sex-up????

Why do you always feel the need to be in control of a situation?

Do you prefer being a top or a bottom?

Sean Stone said...

1.) If you asked your "potential Mr. Right" on a date, how would you plan the event?

2.) How do you (or would you) envision the next blogger reunion in San Juan?

3.) Do you prefer cut or uncut?

4.) When are visiting Boston again?

5.) Bjork or Tori Amos?

6.) Are you open to the possibility of a long-distance relationship with a fellow blogger? If so, how would you envision it?

7.) Are you bisexual?

Kensilo said...

Great questions and answers. Surprised by the last answer though. you appeared to me like you at least sexed up one female before. Ummmm... Like they say looks are deceiving!!!

YoungBlack&DL said...

Hey! You only answered one of my questions, sir! You said that we could ask you anything including titties....

"Ask me about sex or drugs or college or booze or music or titties or art or music or politics or culture or whatever your little heart desires. Just ask away and I'll answer.

I promise."

Where's my tittie answers? WEll, Mister Jones!

YoungBlack&DL said...

And, you answered One Man's Opinion's tittie question too!

What's the difference between his tittie question and mine?

Mr. Jones said...

^^Check back, hon.

Air+Fire said...

1. You wanna see Young Jeezy Assaninate George Bush shorty?

2.If you fell on hard times how much would you sell your body for?

3. What five American cities could you see yourself living in?

4.Whats your biggest regret in life?

5.Have you ever done or pondered doing any illegal substances outside of marijuana?

6. Whats your biggest vice?

7. What do you notice first about a person?

9. Which do you prefer wealth or happiness?

10. What is the greater attribute..loyalty or honesty?

YoungBlack&DL said...

Check back at what?

Mr. Jones said...

Check back soon and I'll answer your titty questions, nigga.

Damn, you're hard on me today.

Mr. Jones said...

All done, YB&DL.

YoungBlack&DL said...

Thank You, Sir!
All I wanted was the same respect as everybody else, Mista Jones.

If I was hard on you, it's because it seems you are always hard on me, but that's okay you can be hard on me anytime you like, just as long as you know I like to take turns. ;)

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

These question and answer post are interesting to me. Considering I'm pretty much an open book, I don't feel the need to follow suit. But as always it's great to learn new things about you Sir Jones. Holla!

~Damnit!

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