Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Don't drop the soap, dude.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

When I saw the link to this young boy’s criminal charging documents on a message board I frequent, I cried a figurative Serengeti for him. I was in an uproar. I mean, look at that name!

Mercedes Antwan Faggett

I initially thought that nobody, regardless of the crime with which they are accused of committing, deserved this gay ass, shitty ass name. He literally grew up with the worse of all worlds: a cheap, trashy stripper moniker for a first name, the most homo spelling of an already gay ass middle name and the most unfortunate of surnames. My beef was that like many Black parents dude’s folks ruined his life before it even began.

Then I got into what he’s accused of:

If guilty, you deserve that name and much, much more, Mr. Faggett. And given the seemingly hypocritcal disdain harden criminals have for people accused of touching kids you will undoubtedly not enjoy your stay in prison.


iDELLA*BELLE! said...



Creole Boi said...

He's in for a real treat when he gets on the inside. Don't you love a criminal's moral code? You can kill a person, a child even, but don't abuse em. A mess...

YBandDL Bad PYT In the Closet at Hearbreak Hotel said...

Yep, its official, he will be passed around more than a blunt in a Jamaican house party...damn shame to, he young and tender his damn self. Am I reading it correctly, he is 18 years old himself...born in September of 1990...that makes him 18...might as well call him Miss Mercedes, by the time he gets out of prison, and they use him like a rag doll.

He got big ole ashy lips too...hmmm, well
I guess they will be even ashier after he gets out of jail, you know other then the man's natural moisturizer, but I think that will be more in his mouth than on his lips.
With a name like Mercedes Antwan Faggett, he really didn't have a chance in life...I mean what could he really be with a name like that but a Drag Queen?

I really can't think of anything else.

kennyking78 said...

I could not stop laughing at that name!

Boo for the crime he was charged with! Good luck Mercedes Antwan Faggett.

Post a Comment

It's no fun if you don't say anything.

Blog Widget by LinkWithin