Saturday, April 26, 2008

The Hoe That Won't Die

Saturday, April 26, 2008

You know what I can appreciate about Senator Clinton? That bitch is a fighter.

Hillary has made it quite clear that John Q. Democratic-Voter and party elders alike can suck her big toe; this hoe ain't rolling over for nobody. She didn't die after Texas and Ohio and she's still alive going into North Carolina and Illinois. She's been hanging on for months and now she's issuing challenges and shit.

She already practically told Barack to meet her in a dark alley in Cincinatti. Now she wants to go toe-to-toe with him on a stage, no moderator, Lincoln-Douglas I used to do in high school.

Because I know how busy (read: incredibly lazy) you all are, I've summed it up really nicely for you.


Hillary: Yeah, Barack. I don't die. You thought you'd get rid of my ass by now, huh? You got me fucked up. I'm a Clinton, bitch!

Barack: **yawn**

Hillary: You know what, Barack? I'm sick of your rhetoric and charismatic bullshit. You wouldn't meet me outside in Cincy, so meet me on a stage. L-D style, hoe. That's right. I'm challenging you to a debate.

I'm not wasting my time on you. I'm busy talking to voters on the ground. Step your outreach game up.

Hillary: You scuuuured, Barack? Don't be scuuuured.

Barack: I ain't scared, you silly hoe. I'm busy. I'm a presidential candidate and a fucking U.S. Senator. Save your games for Milton Bradley.

Fox News' Chris Wallace: Why you ducking her out then? Huh? You always ducking her. Fuck's up with that, Barack?

I'm not ducking shit, Chris. We've had 21 debates. Like Jigga said...what more can I say? Besides, I've got better shit to do than play footsies with this bitch. Like talk to voters...and loosen Michelle's tight ass.

He's a pussy, Chris. He knows I'm better at this. I lap his elitist ass in debate.

Barack (to Chris Wallace):
You see what happens when you try to go from under the president's desk to sitting at it? Get this bitch out my face.

Hillary: He's just mad that I'm on his crusty ass heels. Voters liking me now. I'm the queen bitch of blue collar America. Pittsburg. Cleveland. Buffalo. Youngstown. Detroit. I got the rust belt on lock, son. I want a series of debates.

(turns to Barack)

That's what the fuck I want, a fucking debate, Barack. Not a gun fight up in Harlem. Why you running scared for? Why you ducking me and shit?

Barack: I said no, bitch.

Hillary: I'ma call you from a 212 or a 202 number at 3am, Barack. You better answer the goddamn phone, too.


Anyway, I'm through cuttin' up with you hoes. I gotta get ready. Option C is still in the picture and is on his way over. He's staying here tonight. We're gonna play house.


SpecialK261 said...

damn that funny..nice sumamry man...very frank but

That Dude Right There said...

That sounds like a conversation between you and me.

fuzzy said...

lol, this primary just keeps getting better and better! lol

Bullet Proof Soul said...

Got a silver bullet? LOL!! You are too damn much. Funny.

Anonymous said...

ROTFFL. People are looking at me like I'm crazy at work.

I needed that. THANK YOU!!!

Darius T. Williams said...

Yea, you know...she won't die. And I heard she wants another debate, this time unmoderated. Good for Baracky.

Mr. Jones said...

SpecialK - Long time no comment from. Welcome back to the blogosphere.

TDRT - Doesn't it though. LOL.

Fuzzy - I wish it were over already.

Bullet - LOL. I'm glad you liked it.

Sean - Oh no...don't get fired because of me.

Darius - Yeah...she said..I WANT A FUCKING DEBATE, HOE! LOL.

Cocoa Rican said...

Looks like you may have sealed a spot as a BET correspondent.
Playing house??? Youz a ho! LOL

Nia said...

LOL, Cocoa said "BET." Notice he didn't use those other letters that hold a little more ethos. LOL!

Joey Bahamas said...

Warren this was a cackle indeed!!!!

mp1 v.8.0 said...

That's funny, but he actually won Cleveland by a wide margin. The voters in the suburbs of Cutahoga County made it more competitive, but he still won the county by 7%. As far as those other cities, you're dead on. I just had to let it be known that Cleveland was behind barack.

Now pardon me for being all technical and shit. I'm going to see what's true and false about nasty azz! lol

mp1 v.8.0 said...

oh, and here's how the state of Oh voted in the primaries in case you're interested.

Promiscuous X said...

Lol This post is soooooo Mr Jones lol. You is a wild mo fucka lol

Chet said...

The what that wouldn't die? I am laughing so loud! Somebody mentioned having a knife and some rubbing alcohol; that could assit in getting rid of the hoe that wouldn't die.

I have personally had it with this whole debate matter. Thankz for making me laugh I needed that one for sure.

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

The Clintons are a mess! But you know what...? Anything that show's the Democratic party for what it is, I'm all for it! Let the Chaos continue! LoL.


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