Awww Skeet Skeet Goddamn!!!!

You know that skin-on-skin sound two sweaty bodies make when you're REALLY getting it in at 3am in the morning when you know you're roommate is out of town? You know, that "I-know-we-really-need-to-quiet-down-but-fuck-them-neighbors" popping sound that usually means you've officially entered the matrix and the sex is out of this world.

Don't front like you don't. And if you really are clueless, then that's unfortunate.

Well, I'm not sure where it's coming from or what's going on in this office, but I've been hearing something that sounds awfully erotic somewhere in this building. Construction workers have been in and out since I've been working here because they're adding retail space to the outside ground level, but I just looked outside and I don't see any of their trucks or hairy ass cracks.

I've been hearing this sound off and on for the last hour and have reached a conclusion: either someone's getting ran through/smutted out in the office next door or we have ghosts.

Stay tuned for details.