Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Awww Skeet Skeet Goddamn!!!!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008


You know that skin-on-skin sound two sweaty bodies make when you're REALLY getting it in at 3am in the morning when you know you're roommate is out of town? You know, that "I-know-we-really-need-to-quiet-down-but-fuck-them-neighbors" popping sound that usually means you've officially entered the matrix and the sex is out of this world.

Don't front like you don't. And if you really are clueless, then that's unfortunate.

Well, I'm not sure where it's coming from or what's going on in this office, but I've been hearing something that sounds awfully erotic somewhere in this building. Construction workers have been in and out since I've been working here because they're adding retail space to the outside ground level, but I just looked outside and I don't see any of their trucks or hairy ass cracks.

I've been hearing this sound off and on for the last hour and have reached a conclusion: either someone's getting ran through/smutted out in the office next door or we have ghosts.

Stay tuned for details.

12 comments:

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

STOP IT! LMAO!!! LoL


~Damnit!

mp1 v.8.0 said...

somebody getting it in....lmao

PRIMO said...

Most definitely Getting It.....

fuzzy said...

I'm gonna second everybody here and say GETTIN IT IN!!!

Keith Jones said...

LOL if it walks and quacks like a duck...

Ty said...

Alright for the noon-ers. LOL If only we all could.

thegayte-keeper said...

maybe it is ghost having sex?

deonte' k said...

Someone is getting busy lol.

Acoustic Soul said...

They are getting it in or as you so eloquently put it "Getting ran through/smutted out". LMAO!

U know every one wants to or has gotten it on at their place of employment. Personally, I haven't but that doesn't mean I wouldn't.

nikki said...

aw sookie sookie! somebody getting some nookie nookie!

i hope you find them and post photos. thanks!

Mr. Jones said...

And so it continues. More pop, pop, popping. Today, though, it accompanied some drilling. No lie.

dickspot said...

What does "sookie sookie" mean......?

I know. I'm hopelessly white...lol.

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