Friday, April 11, 2008

T.G.I. (Fucking) F.

Friday, April 11, 2008

I don't know about you, but I haven't anticipated a weekend like I've anticipated this one in quite some time.

I'm happy that it's Friday because, well, it's the start of the weekend, but today is a good one for a number of reasons.

First and foremost, my black ass can finally get some rest after being worked this week at the office like a 6 year-old in a Nike sweatshop in the Guangdong province of China. That's reason enough to celebrate.

I'm also happy it's Friday because today marked the day that I can finally come off those damn steroid pills I've been taken since this little incident. This couldn't have come at a better time because I was starting to blow up like a goddamn blimp. I gained damn near 10 pounds since I've been on those things. I asked Jeeves and he says it's just water retention and that it comes off soon after I discontinue using the drugs.

Just don't stick a pin in my fat ass when you hoes see me next week.

Speaking of a next week, I'm also happy that it's Friday because that means we're getting up next week. I'm really excited to get that going.

If you missed my post that included the itenirary for that weekend, click here to take a look at it. Please remember to stop at a spirit shop (read: liquor store) before you come to the Homewood Suites Friday evening/night. That's be your ticket in the door. I'm just kidding...kinda.

We've had a few people who for a number of reasons decided they can't make it, but we'll still have a blast. Hopefully they'll be able to make it next year.

Enough about the bitches who'll be missing out though. I'm really excited to see everyone who will be in attendance. The final attendee list includes:
If I don't communicate with you on a regular basis via telephone, email, smoke signal, etc. and if you aren't arriving with someone who communicates with me on a regular basis, then before Friday please email me so I can get your cell number. This is very important because without it, I'll have no way of telling you in which room we'll be for the cocktail reception and official meet and greet. And without my being able to tell you which room we'll be in, you'll have no way of grabbing yourself a cock or a tail. I'm kidding...kinda. No, I really am kidding though. It should be a great time had by all.

Anyway, I hate to be abrupt, but it's 6:15 on a Friday afternoon and I'm one of the last few people still at the office. I'm getting the hell out of here.

Remember your liquor and to email me if you need to.

Enjoy yourselves this weekend and don't do anything I wouldn't do.


Andre J. Allen II said...

let the countdown begin

Darius T. Williams said...

I'll be there...with bottle, kinda...j/k...kinda - lol. That kinda is cute...kinda - lol.

We should chat this week, right?

E said...

Wow...can't believe it's next week already. And good grief...I'll finally get to meet Darius...*LOL*.

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