Saturday, April 12, 2008

I ♥ Berger Cookies

Saturday, April 12, 2008

New York City has its bland black and white cookie. Baltimore has the Berger Cookie, the best sweet known to man. You may think I'm being extra by saying this, but the elation induced by a Berger Cookie is bested only by a really good orgasm. It's a slice of heaven in the form of a pastry. If you've never had one, then you're missing out.

Describing the taste is tough. Imagine the softest sugar cookie you've ever had in your life topped with a giant dollop of the sweet, rich fudge. It really approaches star status.

I just got finished eating one box.

Here in Maryland they're sold at 7-11 and Royal Farms or any other convenience store chain in the area. Outside the Baltimore area, you can and should buy several dozen via their website.

Don't say I never told you anything worthwhile.


Andre J. Allen II said...

next weekend make sure u have a batch for us to sample.

Darius T. Williams said...

I second!

RocaFella07 said...

DAMN!! According to the website, these are madd cheap!! I might have to place an order.


Anonymous said...

They look like a second chin in a box...umm yum

Mr. Jones said...

It's always the anonymous hoes that have the smart mouths.

That Dude Right There said...

I know you'll have something to say about this, but looking at all that sugar made my stomach hurt!

YoungBlack&DL said...

Oh you poor thing, bless your little heart. I'm sure they are delicious, but has it been that long, that you are replacing a great orgasm, to a box of cookies.

I hope you get a great sexual explosion soon!

I'm praying for you, I know the big G.O.D. is going to be like, are you seriously asking for fornication, but desperate times calls for desperate measures.

Now that I have gotten that said, Roca, you say they are really cheap, does that include shipping and handle, because you know that's where they burn you at!

Mr. Jones said...

TDRT - You're sweet enough already, hon. That's explains that. ;-)

YB&DL - Wait a minute now...I'm no charity case. It's not like I couldn't have had sex since in the last 6 months if I wanted. And I've wanted to, but just not with the prospects that came along.

Those cookies are good though.

YoungBlack&DL said...

Jonesey, I know you are no charity case. I'm praying for great sex, for you, not just any ole sex, but mindblowing sex. However if you were a charity case, it would most definetely be a charity I would gladly donate all my time and money too.

Mr. Jones said...'re sweet. Almost as sweet as these cookies. lol.

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