Me: Hey, do you have about 5 minutes to spare? I need you to sign some stuff.
Boss: For you? Absolutely.
(We walk into her office and sit down. She starts signing stuff.)
Boss: Oh! I'll use my red pen since it's Valentine's Day.
Me: Is it really? I forgot all about that. Being single and all you don't have to keep those things in mind.
(She takes a break from signing and looks at me)
Boss: Well, [Mr. Jones], you know, that's when you need to go out and find yourself a nice, uhhh....friend to spend some time with.
(she resumes signing)
(brief silence)
Me: Wait... What?
.
Boss: For you? Absolutely.
(We walk into her office and sit down. She starts signing stuff.)
Boss: Oh! I'll use my red pen since it's Valentine's Day.
Me: Is it really? I forgot all about that. Being single and all you don't have to keep those things in mind.
(She takes a break from signing and looks at me)
Boss: Well, [Mr. Jones], you know, that's when you need to go out and find yourself a nice, uhhh....friend to spend some time with.
(she resumes signing)
(brief silence)
Me: Wait... What?
.
9 comments:
**cracking up too hard to comment**
LMAO!!!
She Did Not!
I LOVE YOU!
La - I was none too pleased at that moment. I'll admit it's pretty funny in hindsight.
Infamous - See my comment to La.
Franki - Yeah, she did. Not J though. J's cool. This was the boss to whom I directly report.
Jared - Thanks, hon.
I don't get it. So, you were offended by this comment? I mean, she didn't sound offensive.
Umm Hmm!! Sounds like she likes what she sees. Still weird none-the-less. LOL!!
;-)
ABSOLUTELY!!! I like that bitch! Mr. Jones, you've just been SERVED! EAT BITCH! ROTF!
~Damnit!
oh this was a classic episode!
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