Thursday, February 14, 2008

My boss really tried it this afternoon

Thursday, February 14, 2008
Me: Hey, do you have about 5 minutes to spare? I need you to sign some stuff.

Boss: For you? Absolutely.

(We walk into her office and sit down. She starts signing stuff.)

Boss: Oh! I'll use my red pen since it's Valentine's Day.

Me: Is it really? I forgot all about that. Being single and all you don't have to keep those things in mind.

(She takes a break from signing and looks at me)

Boss: Well, [Mr. Jones], you know, that's when you need to go out and find yourself a nice, uhhh....friend to spend some time with.

(she resumes signing)

(brief silence)

Me: Wait... What?
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9 comments:

La said...

**cracking up too hard to comment**

Infamous said...

LMAO!!!

Franki said...

She Did Not!

Jared said...

I LOVE YOU!

Mr. Jones said...

La - I was none too pleased at that moment. I'll admit it's pretty funny in hindsight.

Infamous - See my comment to La.

Franki - Yeah, she did. Not J though. J's cool. This was the boss to whom I directly report.

Jared - Thanks, hon.

The Captain said...

I don't get it. So, you were offended by this comment? I mean, she didn't sound offensive.

RocaFella07 said...

Umm Hmm!! Sounds like she likes what she sees. Still weird none-the-less. LOL!!

;-)

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

ABSOLUTELY!!! I like that bitch! Mr. Jones, you've just been SERVED! EAT BITCH! ROTF!

~Damnit!

yet another black guy said...

oh this was a classic episode!

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