Agent Zero Shaves His Hero

There's always been something about Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas. He's always seemed a bit...off. Even when he was in college at Arizona he was weird. Everything from his tattoos to his paradoxical responses to relatively straight-forward questions to his spastic behavior is very peculiar. Well, add this to the pile.

Recently, Gil was asked by Men's Journal magazine to discuss the worst physical pain he's ever experienced. I have no idea how this question even came up, or why Gilbert felt he had to give us this disgusting imagery in his answer, but this is this is what he had to say:

"When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything -- just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers."

I have a few concerns:

1) You're an NBA All-Star. Why are you using your girlfriend's rusty razor to shave your balls?

2) I know all about skin that keloids, but your balls though? Yikes!

3) Why are you shaving your ass crack? I don't even do that.

4) Why is this any of our business? And if you think this is no different than me sharing that I'm not wearing any drawers today, then think again. I'm an e-nobody who told a few people online that I went commando today. He's a celebrity told thousands of people he shaves his ass with rusted razors. Not a good look.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying....
.