Tuesday, February 12, 2008

I'm Going Commando Today

Tuesday, February 12, 2008
I went to the gym this morning, worked out, showered, got dressed and realized I didn't have any goddamn underwear. When I packed my gym bad last night, I put in everything except my damn boxer briefs.

Now, I had a decision to make. I could either:

A) Leave the gym and rush home to grab some undies risking be late for my dentist appointment or;

B) Say fuck it and let my nuts hang.

So, I said fuck it and let my boys hang. Yeah, that's right, I'm going commando today. But, you know what, this ain't so bad. I mean, I ain't too cool about doing it everyday or nothing like that, but it's a nice little novelty. Variety is the spice of life, after all, right?

You bitches better not try to call me out on this shit either.


La said...


I was about to say something so ridiculous and offensive.

So I'll email you and offend you! lol

Mr. Jones said...

I'm still waiting for that email, La. I haven't been offended yet today. So, feel free to be the first.

But, if it's about my bat and balls, save it. I powered really well down there and I shake vigorously every time I take a leak.

That Dude Right There said...

Thank you for tuning in to WTMI! The radio station for Way Too Much Information!!!!!!!!!

That shit was funny though!

Mr. Jones said...

Don't try to play me like you aren't interested in knowing the most up-to-the-minute information regarding the goings on in my pants.

You know you're checking for my cock.

jwilli said...

i've never gone commando. i just think too many things would be swinging around. plus, sometimes things get a little excited down there and well i'm wondering if i would be sharing too much of "myself" with my co-workers. i did however but my underwear on backwards once due to rushing out of the house. i stepped up to the urinal and was like where is the fly? lol. let us know how the day went.

ThisMightBeMe said...

Commando doesn't work for me. I would've been late for the dentist. Good to hear you braved that one out.

Curious said...

In this weather you're going out without protection?

Mr. Jones said...

Jwilli - My guys liked their freedom today. It was much better than I any of us thought it'd be. My co-workers don't get me hard, so I don't have that to worry about. lol.

Thismightbe - It wasn;t much to brave. My boys liked the change of pace.

Curious - Yeah...it was a little brisk walking to the office, but it's all good.

That Dude Right There said...

Now I done told yo ass about that "C" word!!!

Anonymous said...

I love going commando after the gym its always interesting that when I'm leaving the gym everyone want to acknowledge a brotha but when I was workout at the machine beside them, they didn't see "me", until I didn't have draws on.


Mr. Jones said...

TDRT - Tehehe.

Anonymous - Ooooooooo. You nasty and freaky, too. lol.

RocaFella07 said...

LMAO!! Nasty nasty nasty! Were you wearing any underwear while you were at the gym? Because, you could've just put those sweaty drawz under the hand dryer, for a couple mins, and slipped them back on. LOL!!...Thats how you gotta do it!

But, speaking of the Gym, I noticed the new photos you posted. And someone is looking...YUMMY!! I hope YOUR seeing it too!


Mr. Jones said...

Awww...thanks, hon.

yet another black guy said...

my lil' buddy is too sensitive to be flopping around, he asks that i strap him in his seat belt before we take off anywhere

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