Dear Somali Pirates:
Word on the street is that you all are mad three of your own were killed yesterday at the hands of the United States Navy. In fact, I heard that you people are so salty that you've vowed revenge against our country.
I suggest you hoes deal with it.
You bitches shouldn't have f*cked with something that wasn't yours in the first place. You see, America ain't these other p*ssy ass nations that you can run game on. Russia, France, Italy and company may sit down and hug it out with you, but we ain't them. They may ultimately end up giving you millions of dollars to release their citizens, meanwhile America sends in the goons and snuff you out, no problem.
Moral of the story: Stay in your lane and off our boats!
Coalition of Americans Sick of People Effing With Us