Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Word to the Wise: Don't EVER Stand Between A Black Person and Chicken

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

I know I said I wouldn't be updating this until Monday, but this training is soooooo mind-numbing that I need some sort of escape and this place is it. Besides, this sh*t is so ridiculous that I HAD to share it.

Get into the audio of all THREE 9-1-1 calls the woman made above and the news story below. Is this just coonery at it's finest (or not depending on your perspective) or does she have a valid gripe? I'll let you call it.

Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets

- Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.

A police report says 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.

She says she was refused a refund and told all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.

"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one," Goodman told police, according to The Stuart News. "This is an emergency."

Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. A current phone listing for Goodman couldn't be found.

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.


Dr.Friday said...

LMAOOOOO @ Ms.Goodman. Black folk have got to do better. Dead @ "McDouble"!!!!

Mr. Jones said...

^LOL @ her black, chicken lovin' ass having that Jewish surname. What's that all about? She's not into bagels.


Oh, this racism is killing me inside.

ka-os said...

The cops should have placated her by informing her of the kinda nastiness that goes into chicken nuggets, and advised her of a more nutritious alternative.

"Made from various bits of chicken skin, or skin and MRM. Processors defrost the meat and then inject it with dozens of needles, or tumble it in giant cement-mixer-like machines, until the water is absorbed. DNA tests have also shown chicken nuggets contain traces of pork and bovine (cow) proteins..."


Jon said...

Mr. Jones:

This is some straight up tomfoolery, especially with her tying up first responders and dispatchers from actual emergencies. I guess she wouldn't have cared if someone had a seizure or heart attack, just as long as she could eat some over-processed meat with dipping sauce?

However, I am also puzzled as to why McDonald's didn't just give her a simple refund and/or give her a free food voucher. One time I had to wait nearly ten minutes for the staff to fry a load of nuggets (they're not really healthy, I know, but I was hungry), and the manager apologized and gave me a free dessert and free sandwich coupon.

There was no reason for her to conduct herself like that, however. A man did something similar last year when he went off on the good folks in a Subway restaurant it comes...they left the sauce off of an Italian Sub. He felt compelled to call 911 also, and was arrested for making false calls.

People seriously are becoming unhinged these days! I don't remember hearing about stuff like this even ten years ago.

deonte' k said...

LMAO!!!!! this is hilarious. She wanted her money back shoot!!! What was she supposed to do? LMAO


The Antonym said...

Oh, the audacity!!! LOL

That Dude Right There said...

Hell, I wouldn't have called 911, they would have had too. If she wanted her money back then they should have given it to her.

Now calling 911 was a bit of a stretch, but maybe she thought that was her only option.

thegayte-keeper said...

she just wanted her money back that's understandable...right?

PRIMO said...

" She Say She Are The Manager "

This is Pure BLACKARDRY!

Shes A MESS!

Mr. Jones said...

PRIMO - YES!!!! I was hoping someone else got into that!!!!!

Did anybody else get into how prissy she sounded when she said "small fry"?

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

I don't like small fries either. Too many fall out them lil baggies. LMAO!


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