Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Speaking of washed up "man bands" that refuse to go away...

Tuesday, February 24, 2009


Dru Hill hasn't had a hit record in ages, yet somehow they continue to make sure we know they aren't dead. The former boy band from Baltimore was spotted recently on what appears to be a makeshift red carpet; they were attending the premier of their new reality TV series 'Platinum House'.

Keith Sweat is the show's executive producer. The program airs on Peachtree TV, a network I'd never even heard of before this morning. I really don't think this eight-part series, which follows the group as they prepare for a comeback, can be more irrelevant.

The years have been so unkind to Dru Hill and it shows. Sisqo still looks like he's tasting the rainbow. Jazz's fat ass looks like he ate former group member Woody. Poor Nokio looks like a damn flaming fool that just came from a hair show. Oh, and they added some new nobody.

Pics of the group at their "premier":







Bonus Coverage:

The pics below have been floating around da innawebs for awhile now, but I included them just for sh*ts and giggles. I'm still trying to figure out why Sisqo (right) is frolicking naked through the meadow with another man.

**insert perplexed smiley here**







Preview of their upcoming series:


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ummm...I think I'll pass on this one. lol.

PRIMO said...

They Look A Damn Fool. Especially The One With That Mohawk. Geez Theyve Switched Members More Than Destiny's Child & The Cheetah Girls LOL.

Sisqos So Gay.....

kennyking78 said...

Wow and Whoa!

The Antonym said...

Is it that serious? Just retire fellas! You ain't New Edition!! Sisquo lookin run over (hell, they all are) but he sure is totin that firm lil a$$ tho. I can't ever be mad at that! LOL

Mr. Jones said...

Am I the only one wondering why in the hell Keith Sweat's whining ass is executive producing anybody's show? What in the hell has he done to make him a boss?

This whole thing is a fewl.

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

ROTF! I love it! Hilarious!

~Damnit!

Losojosnuevos said...

FYI, Peachtree TV is a station in the ATL that shows a lot of programs that do not premiere on major stations. I never watch it. You are a fool, Mr. Jones. A damn fool!

One Man’s Opinion said...

I'm shocked. You don't know the reasoning behind that photo? You didn't know those were publicity shots for the new reality survivor show...."Adam and Steve"

Dr.Friday said...

This show looks sad and extremely gay.

Mr. Jones said...

@ Loso - I knew it was some local, Z-list shit!!! This group just needs to sit down.

Mr. Jones said...

Oh, and LOL @ One Man's

Mr. Jones said...

I still don't know what Sisqo and his booty are naked in the woods with this Asian fellow.

Acoustic Soul said...

they all look a blazing mess!

Darius T. Williams said...

This is hilarious in so many ways.

Mr. Jones said...

**comes in, sees Nokio's hair again, QUICKLY exits**

**peaks back in to get a brief glimpse of Sisqo's cakes, exits again**

ka-os said...

I'm "male singing group" crazy - gimme Mind Condition, Portrait, Silk, Shai, One Twelve, H-Town... (yeah I could go on and on all through the 90s) but Dru Hill are one of those few outfits that I just never got.

Still, I'd gladly bounce Sisqo aboutin my lap. ;)

Lola Gets said...

Im mad at the fact that Sisqo - as well as a whole lotta other Black men - is buckkid ass nekkid yet still has his socks on! ISSUES!! IF you take it off, take it all off!
Thank you.

L

deonte' k said...

That hair is a hot mess lol (Nokio)

I heard of the Peachtree network b4.. Monica's show was on there..... and its a ATL station!!!

Mr. Jones said...

^So waaaaait....because Monica had a show on the network, that somehow makes it credible?!? I want whatever ur smoking. LOL.

yet another black guy said...

the bad part is that they really can sing (unlike their show's producer). and why is Sisqo STILL rocking the blond hair. Nokio is getting his drag/stripper hair on.

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