Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I know this is personal, but...

Wednesday, January 21, 2009
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"It's a fantasy, I can masturbate to whomever I like; it's imagination.
It's fun and perfectly healthy."


(c) Samantha Jones, SATC, Season 4, Episode 1

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How often do you masturbate?

The other day while masturbating I wondered if I jacked off as often as the average male or if I fall elsewhere on the bell curve. I decided to do a poll. I'm in the 2-5 times per week category, btw.

As an aside, I wonder how often women masturbate. It seems like such a chore. All those layers and holes and such. It's all just too much. I'm glad I'm a man. I get hard, I do the do, I get soft. The end.

How often do you masturbate?
1 time per week or less
2-5 times per week
6-10 times per week
More than 10 times per week
Every chance I get

29 comments:

Keith Jones said...

An aged old question of the internet. Well lately it seems once everyday since I have not been having sex. I blame my high sex drive lol.

BPS 3.0 : Dallas said...

When you get to a certain age, you want to keep all the liquids you can in your body. LOL!! In my twenties, hell I couldn't keep count. Now I just do it when I get the feeling. I ain't ashamed to tell it.

life said...

depends...avg is 3 or 5 times a week.

Mr. Jones said...

Keith - Why aren't you having sex, sir? Are you recapturing your virginity? LOL.

BPS - Boy, u stay tryna act like you're old. LOL. You aren't. I'm totally with about doing it when I get the feeling though. Sometimes you just wanna go with it.

Life - So me and you are about the same.

Keith Jones said...

My relationship is sour these days.

Curious said...

I don't think I masturbate as much as when I am with someone. Is that strange? It's like the more sex I have, the more I want with or without someone. To answer your question between 4 and 10 a week, depends on what I'm dealing with.

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

Once per day regardless of whether I'm in a relationship or not. It probably has to do with my high sex drive and affinity for porn. Iono.

*Don't judge me!* LoL

~Damnit!

Mr. Jones said...

Keith - Poor thing. Dump that zero and get you a hero. You Super Man has to be somewhere in the urrrea, yung.

Curious - I don't think that's strange at all. When you're with someone, you're fucking. So, there's no need to masturbate. Why drive yourself when you can be chauffeured?

Blaq - I don't even wanna go into anything about your masturbation habits. As many times and I've used that computer. **shutters**

ShawnQt said...

Usually everyday, but having a dude, lessens that, lol. Same impact though!

kennyking78 said...

I am pretty much an everyday kinda guy. Having a boyfriend doesn't take away from that. Maybe it is because I have been doing it longer than I have had a boyfriend. hmmm... never put much thought into it, but never thought about giving it up either! hahaha

Kyon Saucier said...

I do it all the time it's fun. Well it is. Of course if I have a live in male then we have sex all the time.

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dickspot said...

At least five times a week. Even when the Husbands giving it up generously.

It's a great way to start the day.

Jersey Brotha said...

About twice a week, usually to porn. God bless Dawgpoundusa all my yahoo groups for bestowing it upon me lol.

PRIMO said...

About 3-5 times per week..... Lately I've been busy tho so I been slippin'....

Gotta a lot to make up!

Mr. Jones said...

Shawn - Yes! U betta molest that little boy! I was about to be much more crass, but I'ma leave it there. lol

Kenny - Once a day seems fair. And don't ever think about giving it up!

Kyon - Its very fun and very healthy. Sammie Jo told me so.
Dick - Agreed!

Jersey - Nubian is my friend (when its working properly).

Mr. Jones said...

Primo - LOL @ I have a lot to make up. Too funny.

jerzey_reality said...

I cut waaaayyyyy back lol...it was an aDICKtion...even though I have a high-sex drive lol..used to jerk off like 4-5 times/day now maybe once a week..yeah im weird..oh well lol

Mr. Jones said...

4 or 5 times a day?!?!? The most times I've ever masturbated in a day was like three. By the third round, I was shooting blanks. It was great cus you got all the sensation but no mess!

This is all really inappropriate to discuss. lol

Sean Stone said...

It's really appropriate actually LOL

On a good day, 3-5 times, especially during the weekends.

Have you ever edged yourself a few times, feeling the orgasm but when finally letting loose, it's like a f'n fountain?

Mr. Jones said...

^^I love edging. I just got into it a few months ago.

Ty said...

I'm like D. It really is almost everyday whether I'm in a relationship or not, unless that person can keep up.

dickspot said...

How sad it is that 22 people feel compelled to comment on their masturbatory endeavors, while only 2 people felt compelled to comment on the historic event of Tuesday last.....................

Mr. Jones said...

^^Tell me about it. But, you know sex sells.

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

I think the media used all the adjectives to describe the events of Tuesday. What else is there to say @dickspot???

Curious said...

@ Dickspot, maybe I have it wrong, but I thought the question was how many times do you masturbate in one week. If that's so then bringing up the Inauguration might not be the appropriate response unless that's what you/one jerked off to.

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

Oop!

deonte' k said...

Everyday!!!!!!!! LOL, with or without my boyfriend LMAO!!!

That Dude Right There said...

Even when i'm dog tired I find the energy to jack my dick. I think I do it at least twice a day. Especially since i'm not giving or getting any these days, it's a great relief.

Last week while working with the hotel staff, I just got the urge. I told them I would be back in 20 minutes, went to my room and handled business.

I usually jack off before I head to bed with or without a flick, but the best orgasms are the ones that are spontaneous.

And it doesn't matter if I have a boyfriend or not. Hell, I jack during sex.

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