An ex of mine and I have become increasingly "friendly" over the last few weeks. We've been talking almost daily on the telephone and sending flirty (read: borderline X-rated) text messages back-and-forth at work.
On Saturday night, I was lonely and wanted company. In a rather raunchy way, I told him I needed to see him...real bad. Even though it was 2 o'clock in the morning when I invited him out, he agreed to come to, you know, watch a movie. As if anyone leaves their bed in their house at 2am to drive 40 mins just to watch a movie especially after the freak nasty shit was writing in those damn texts.
In the end, though, I took my cue from Sarah Palin and said thanks, but no thanks to that sex to nowhere. And with that, I turned over, jacked my shit and went to bed. As much as I want him, he has a guy and this new leaf I've turned over just won't allow that. He hit me up last night asking if I had plans and if he could come over. Even though I was free, I told him I had some errands to run and would have to take a rain check.
Damn this fucking new leaf. Damn it straight to hell.
Hairspray
If I haven't written on this blog before about how much I ADORE the movie Hairspray, then I've been meaning to. It's definitely something I'd recommend to anyone looking for a good time.
I'm actually going to see the play on at Neil Diamond Theater on 52nd in New York in a couple of weeks.
I'll be honest, this isn't super pertinent information I'm posting here. Between us, I just wanted an excuse to post a vid of my FAVORITE scene/song from the movie.
On Saturday night, I was lonely and wanted company. In a rather raunchy way, I told him I needed to see him...real bad. Even though it was 2 o'clock in the morning when I invited him out, he agreed to come to, you know, watch a movie. As if anyone leaves their bed in their house at 2am to drive 40 mins just to watch a movie especially after the freak nasty shit was writing in those damn texts.
In the end, though, I took my cue from Sarah Palin and said thanks, but no thanks to that sex to nowhere. And with that, I turned over, jacked my shit and went to bed. As much as I want him, he has a guy and this new leaf I've turned over just won't allow that. He hit me up last night asking if I had plans and if he could come over. Even though I was free, I told him I had some errands to run and would have to take a rain check.
Damn this fucking new leaf. Damn it straight to hell.
Hairspray
If I haven't written on this blog before about how much I ADORE the movie Hairspray, then I've been meaning to. It's definitely something I'd recommend to anyone looking for a good time.
I'm actually going to see the play on at Neil Diamond Theater on 52nd in New York in a couple of weeks.
I'll be honest, this isn't super pertinent information I'm posting here. Between us, I just wanted an excuse to post a vid of my FAVORITE scene/song from the movie.
Vote 2008
Regardless of your political affiliation, please remember to vote on November 4th. Although I have to admit, I'd MUCH rather you vote for the man pictured above.
Hilarious You Tube Clip of the Day
If you're into seeing fat people fall and make fools of themselves, then today is your lucky day.
Meet Scarlet, apparent aspiring singer and table destroyer. If her "singing" of some random "song" isn't funny enough, get ready to fall the fuck out at 2:50. This tumble is quite as funny as the dumbass grape smasher lady of local Atlanta news fame, but it's pretty damn good comedy.
Decisions, Decisions
I think I want a new tattoo. It's been too long since I got my last one and I've been meaning to get another one for awhile now, I just need to decide what I want and where i want it.
I bet you hoes ain't even know Mr. Jones was inked up to begin with. I bet you all thought I was too stuffy and conservative to have any tattoos. Stay on your toes.
**saunters out of this post singing "Tatted Up" by that Laffy Taffy group from a couple summers ago**
I bet you hoes ain't even know Mr. Jones was inked up to begin with. I bet you all thought I was too stuffy and conservative to have any tattoos. Stay on your toes.
10 comments:
I feel u on wantin a new tattoo...I got my last one n april and have been wantin another one but don't know wut to get...got a few already but I still want a few more lol
Turnin over a new leaf can suck. Especially when u really wanna do somethin but u know it might not be the best for u. Good luck
I live for the Random musings...very entertaining!
P.S That poor table
You should get THUG LIFE tatted across your abdomen. lol
LMAO @ MP1. i agree.
Congrats on the new resolutions though, its important to cut the randomness in your life, it seems exciting at first then the hyoe dies and u wish the guy could move to Germany or something lol
Havent seen hairspray yet... i know u know...
LOL at MP1 - lol.
So um, you know, I've been thinking about a tat too. although, I'm not one for pain - which is totally why I don't bottom. The shit hurts like nobody's business. I've come to the conclusion that maybe some things just aren't for me. I think I'm gonna turn over a new leaf too. *smile*
JerZ - They're addicting aren't they. Once you get one, you want another and another. At least that's how it kinda happened for me.
And new leaves suck, especially when that's what I was trying to do. Tehehe.
Anonymous - Awwww....thank you. I'm glad you were entertained.
MP1 - DEAD @ thug life. You a fool for that one, boy.
Soldier - Yeah...it's just probably best not to fuck him especially since he's with somebody else. And Hairspray is THE BOMB, son.
Darius - Oh, Darius. Man up and take the pain. LOL. Tats don't really hurt per se, the feeling is more annoying/irritating than anything else. I won't front like it feels like the best thing in the world, but it's not like ur getting shot or nothing.
And I don't know anything about this bottoming you speak of. I'm not gay, I just happen to like men. Tehehe.
Crocs
LMAO@ Thanks, but no thanks to that sex from nowhere. Shit you knew where it was coming from and you knew where it would be going so technically...Oh nevermind. LoL.
~Damnit!
LMAO I can't quit watching the clip of the girl on the table. Did I hear her say that she needs to quit eating those bagels. LOL
The fat girl is a hoot!
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