Tuesday, October 2, 2007

SHUT UP, BITCH!

Tuesday, October 2, 2007
UPDATE: I addressed this issue with both of them about 10 minutes ago. I simply said:

"Hey guys. Could I ask a favor? When you two are working in tandem, like you are right now, is it possible for you to go into a small conference room or the kitchen and work from there? It’s just really tough to focus on what I’m developing when I hear you two brainstorming aloud."

Problem solved.
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My co-worker, the one who makes $25K more than I do, talks so fucking much.

He reads emails aloud. He thinks aloud. He proofreads aloud. He talks loudly when he's on the phone. He's always fucking talking!!!!!!

In fact, the motherfucker is talking right now.

To make matters worse, he has a fucking new hire working under him now, so he fucking talks to her ass all goddamn day long. This shit is so fucking nerve wrecking. I'm typing this post because if I don't, then everything I'm fucking posting here would be screamed over this goddamn cubical wall.

Yo, I like you and all, but please....SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! For your own good, shut the fuck up.

I'm gonna have to address this with him, because I'm not getting anything done. I've never been one to need absolute silence to work, but this shit is just too much. We're good enough 'friends' that I can simply say...hey, don't take this the wrong way, but you have to stop talking as much as you do.

16 comments:

D.LavarJames said...

OMG, such language ;)

I know the feeling man, some folks just talk to hear themselves talk. Tell that mofo to shut the fuck up!

LMAO @ ya comments at Captain too. Someone needed to tell that bitch off!

Cocoa Rican said...

Silence bitch! LOL

Sean Stone said...

Can you wear earphones and listen to music while working? It does wonders for me...

Darius T. Williams said...

LOL - lucky me, I have an office and I just close the door. Sorry you have to endure - but leave him an anonymous note on his desk.

Mr. Jones said...

D.lavar - lol...harsh language, but it's best I keep it here instead of going off on a co-worker and risk being fired.

Cocoa Rican - Exactly. lol.

Sean - I can wear earphones, but the point is a certain amount of respect. It's not cool to be having extended brainstorming sessions in the cubes. Go to a conference room.

Mr. Jones said...

Oh, and Captain...as you can see any comments you post here will be deleted. So, waste your time if you'd like, but I told you you aren't welcome here.

Dr. Dre Daily Thoughts said...

WOW Mr. you have really got out of hand with that language.

Keep it cute or put it on mute.

The Captain said...
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yet another black guy said...

a friendly, "Hey where's the volume on your voice?" comment ought to do the trick. then again, you might just start talking just as loudly to get your point across.

Mr. Jones said...

Everybody...please welcome Dr. Dre and visit his new blog. He's a good friend from college, so I can vouch for him. You all know I wouldn't steer you wrong.

Dre - You've offically been endorsed. My reputation is on the line now...lol. j/k. Glad you joined us.

Royce - I tried being cute. That didn't work. We'll just have to sit down and talk about it. It's going on today too.

Darius - No email this morning? What's up with that?

Oh, and don't be boasting about your office when I'm stuck in the bullpen. lol.

Humility731 said...

What can I say dear-heart, I thank you for your endorsement. I notice that you had to let Captain have it...let me know if you have anymore problems..because I love you and well...these bitches need to put in their places (wink)

life said...

omg...I'm lmbo

ThisMightBeMe said...

The headphones work wonders for me as well. Corporate America is truly a playground for some of the absolutely most annoying things.

Forge said...

LOL....My goodness. Can we get some "bleeps" on this blog?

One Man’s Opinion said...

What the fuck? All this fucking cussing when we should be discussing. Why focus one his lips when the purpose is his quips. Let bro know, that he's a ho and you can't take that shit no mo. (Lame rhyme, but I tried to be cute with it.) LOL

Kyon Saucier said...

I like all the cussing it's kinda cute. But really Ti zami why don' u just hit him in the throat. that will shut him up...Tee-hee...

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