Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Houston's Splash NEVER dissappoints. It always brings out the messiest of the messy. This year was no exception. **SMGDH**

Tuesday, May 12, 2009
A Texas friend (I suppose he's earned the right to be called that) emailed me last night with some pics from Splash 2009 that were much too much for me to handle at that hour. Some photos were minimally messy i.e. one kid thinking he's doing it up with some fake Burberry shorts on, another one looked a hot ass mess with some gold lame' underwear/swimsuit briefs, etc. You know, excusable sh*t.

But this sh*t right here, n*gga!!! This sh*t right HERE takes the trashy cake.

**drum roll please**

I can not believe that sistah girl had the unmitigated gall to lift those rolls just long enough to a belly button piercing.

Who's granny is this???




21 comments:

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

Is that a Buick behind it? I'm just sayin...


~Damnit!

ScaredTriumph! said...

LMAO!!! Thas wassup! I'd hit it.

Mr. Jones said...

@ Blaq - Wait...there's a car in the pic? A freight train is blocking my view.

@ Scared - First, welcome to the blog. Second...you can have her. I certainly won't put up a fight. LOL.

Jamar Herrod said...

lmfaooo. Wow.

Mr. Jones said...

^^you know u want it!!! All dat gud luvin.

fuzzy said...

Gasp! Covers mouth, waits... then gasps again!

fuzzy said...

wait are those "glamor pieces" arranged in a butterfly shape? Can I gag now?

Darius T. Williams said...

Hilariosity indeed!

Ty said...

LMAO - Awwww - you guys just don't get it. It was an artistic piece. Notice the stance in the second picture, it represents ascension... oh who am I kidding. LOL That's a lot of bedazzling.

Mr. Jones said...

^^^Ty, I got your message on my BB as I was coming up the escalator this morning from the train and damn near fell out!!!!!!! Not ascension tho!!!!! I can't. Not this morning!! I can't handle anymore.

**jumps off the Chrysler Building**

fuzzy said...

grabs your collar just in time! lol as i was reading ty's comment i began to scratch my head. then, i chuckled to myself. then i read your comment and i laughed out loud!

that pic is something veeewwwwwyyyyy special!

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

**Cuts the collar**

**Singin**

I BELIEVE JONES CAN FLYYYYYYYY!!! LMAO!


~Damnit!

Mr. Jones said...

^^[DMC]That's not all, MC's have the gall. To pray and pray for my downfall.[/DMC]

fuzzy said...

oh well, cant save everyone! tell that ground to stop owlin you right before you go splat!

K.C. said...

Like I said before, "child ..."

:: shakes head and sighs ::

Keisha Kornbread said...

Lord have mercy!!

kennyking78 said...

Wow. Bathing suits sure have changed.

Promiscuous X said...

She need to stop rocking that tablecloth....OH NOOOOOO WHY

Mr. Jones said...

^^^the blue thing??? I think that's a tube top that kinda fell down in the midst of it all.

She's getting it!!!! That 3rd belly is SITTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr.Friday said...

Lmaoooooo @ this woman. Isn't this Luenell, the black prostitute from "Borat"?????

Acoustic Soul said...

sad. so sad!

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