Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Reason #183 Gays Often Have A Bad Rep: Stalkerism

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Story from Rhymes With Snitch:
"Jamie had to fight off a crazed male fan who tried to bust his way into his hotel room. Somehow the dude got in the hotel and up to Jaime's floor and had convinced Jaime he was one of Beyonce' producers. When Jaime opened his door he knew immeidiatley [sic] the guy was off and tried to slam the door in his face. The dude put up a fight until Jaime overpowered him, slammed the door and the guy fled. 9 days after the alleged incident Jamie's private security spotted the guy blocks away from the hotel and contacted police. He was arrested for burglary, criminal threats, stalking, false imprisonment and harassment."
Moral of this story is: Let the straight men be, kids.


Mr. Jones said...

Before anybody hits me back with "Oh, Mr. Jones you're being unfair. This isn't exclusive to gays, blah blah blah", let me offer you this:

I know the crazy breeders are just as crazy as the crazy homos, but this particular story involved a crazy man who was probably after Jamie's aged penis. Thus, giving us normal gays a bad rep.

Jon said...

Jamie needs MUCH better security. Clearly, Ronnie and Pookie from around the way just aren't cutting it anymore.

What's also annoying is how this guy tried to act like he was rolling with Beyonce. Beyonce? Somehow this chick seems to end up in every story I read now...lol.

Curious said...

I have been seeing Jaime Foxx at my gym for the last 3 or 4 weeks now since he's been working in Philly and even I didn't know where he was staying. How did some crazy stalker person find out? If I was the skeptical type, I would think it was just some trade that went horribly wrong.

Acoustic Soul said...

Aged Penis??

Yea, I think you are right. Admire the "breeders" from a distance, but leave them the hell alone.

YBandDL has got Chris Brown's back said...

Why Jamie Foxx, I mean really...uh I can think of a handfull of people I rather stalk and Jamie Foxx isn't in it the bunch. He looks selfish in bed...look at him, he looks like a nigga all about his nut and forget you...hmm he does nothing for me. Give me Blair Underwood's seasoned dick over Jamie Foxx aged dick.

I bet you anything it's some poor gay boy who watched Dreamgirls one too many times.
Thinking he is Dina Jones or soemthing."Oh Curtis, Dina left you, but I'll take and be your Dream, I'm better than that no singing bitch anyway...take me Curtis!"

And I'm telling you....I'm not going...you're the best man I've ever know..and you...and you...you going to love meeeee!!!!!!!

You wants to bet the stalker saw Dreamgirls a minimum of 100 times?

PRIMO said...

YBandDL That Was Comedy! But I'm with you of all celebrity's I would not be stalking Jamie! I Can think of a plethora of other peeps 1st.

Mr. Jones said...

@ YBDL - It's a official. You're a fool and a half.

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

LoL@ YB&DL. I H-ATE you! LoL.


Cocoa Rican said...

...and by 'straight man' you're referring to Jaimie?

Jamar Herrod said...

LMFAO. Poor Jamie. Having some crazed homo follow him and trying to get that dick. Im sure hes going to be thinking about more security now.

That Dude Right There said...

Jamie Foxx? Really? I mean, really? No, serious, really?

Dr.Friday said...

So sad.

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