Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Just so you know...

Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Dear Readers:

I am officially denouncing men. They aren't worth the hassle and headache. I'm seriously done.

In fact, I'm never having sex again-- with anyone! My fleshlight and I will be getting intimate in perpetuity. At least I don't have to make excuses for it doing dumb ass sh*t that people with an IQ over 100 should know better than to do.

Don't any of you dare try to convince me otherwise either. I don't care how many great stories and anecdotes you have, you'll never get me to switch back to your team. I'm done with people in general. Inanimate objects only from now on.

I just thought you all should know this. Thanks for enduring my rant.

Best Always,
(A very aggie, salty and bitter) Mr. Jones

28 comments:

thegayte-keeper said...

I know how you feel...

Kyon Saucier said...

"What happened amour?" asks Kyon who understands such a reaction.

kennyking78 said...

All I can say is buy TWO fleshlights! The boys can be rather foolish!!!!

life said...

This is spreading around the US. The kids r throwing in the towel left and right. However, I'm certain within' a month time ppl will begin to be cured. Lol@ kenny

Jamar Herrod said...

lmao. THATS MESSED UP. THATS HOW IT GOES FOR SOME. BUT ME IM IN FOR THE LONG RUN.

Infamous said...

I feel you bro. Well, maybe not on the sex thing but definitely on everything else lol

Anonymous said...

Hetero-

Aint no walk in the park either

Anon.-

Anonymous said...

Hetero-

Aint no walk in the park either

Anon.-

K.C. said...

I feel ya on this man!

yet another black guy said...

Get the real thing, you love it!

Jersey Brotha said...

Tell em why you mad! LOL

Mr. Jones said...

DEAD @ ya'll thinking I'm playing. I'm dead ass serious!!!

**sticks my penis in a random vagina**

UrSoVain said...

Well... that's less competition for the rest of us =)

BPS 4.0 : Soul Exposure said...

I can seriously relate but as someone going without, your thoughts will change somehow. That fleshlight will only do but so much. I feel in time you will gravitate back toward the human species, be it men or even women.

Cocoa Rican said...

Don't tell BD, but I often feel the same way...worse even, I've taken to self-sexual exploitation on a nightly basis...shhhhhh....okay, go back to your fleshlight.

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

Ne-gro please! You could be no more A-sexual than I can be 'A-little-bit-taller'! As a matter a fact, I challenge you with a financial wager Slim Sexy. LoL.


~Damnit!

Dr.Friday said...

I totally understand. Aint nothing wrong with being celibate. **tightens chastity belt**

Just do you (no pun intended)and take life one day at a time.

tdh1980 said...

I think you just need a hug...and a cocktail...

YBandDL has got Chris Brown's back said...

I say stick that DICK in some Juicy, Wet,Hot, Sticky Punany...fill it up Jonesy, make the women scream your name!!!

"OH Jonesy Hit this Phat Punany...Oh Yeah BAABBYYY...make it hurt, I'm so wet, coming down my legs Mr. Jones...Oh my word, you better break my back, you mofo. Can the choir say YEEEESSS!!!"

I'm all for you to leaving the Pole for the Pool! I hope your ass is serious, better recognize!

I need less competition anyway for all the yellow red bone one eyed monsters out there. One less Nigga in my way!

Anymore else want to turn in their dick cards?

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

^^ROTF@ YB&DL. You never cease to amaze me man. LoL.


~Damnit!

YBandDL has got Chris Brown's back said...

Blaq just like Mr. Jones you think I'm kidding. I mean it one less nigga in my way. I hope he loves the punany.

Here's a trick Mr. Jones, when you deep sea dive in the pool of punany, its different that well climbing or licking the pole. Just throw a piece of ice up the shoot, and let yor tongue lead the way. If you get lost, just follow the ice cube, baby!

That Dude Right There said...

Child please! That ass is going to start twitching and ain't a damn thing that fleshlight can do about that. Keep it real!!

deonte' k said...

Well u did say this. Wasn't to sure how true it was lol. But do what makes u happy.

Darius T. Williams said...

Hilarious. Really?

George said...

I hear you! at this point I feel silly even trying to date!

Mr. Jones said...

George, welcome to the blog. And yes, dating is officially a daunting task. I think all of us are affected. lol.

Acoustic Soul said...

I'm chiming in late, but just curious to know, if you are is still in your men denouncing mode.

moody605 said...

Let me know how the fleshlight is...I've been wanting to try one for a while now.

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