Saturday, February 7, 2009

Really Important Breaking News From Katie Couric **Earth shattering, need-to-know info inside. This sh*t will change your life.**

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Katie Couric's move to CBS sure seems to be going well for her. She's doing exactly what she switched over to prime time to do: prove her worth by reporting serious news sitting behind an anchor desk. She's earning the respect of her peers by digging into the issues we're challenged by today and asking the tough questions Americans are demanding be answered. If you thought for one second that Couric had lost her mojo, think again. CNN's Anderson Cooper, who last week scored a one-on-one with President Barack Obama, isn't the only journalist getting exclusives, you know.

In her latest future Pulitzer Prize winner, Katie, oh...excuse me, Ms. Katie, has a serious sit-down with Lil' Wayne and grills him like Tom Brokaw and Tim Russert [**pours a lil liquor to the concrete for Big Homie**] could have only dreamed to do. With all the tough issues Americans are faced with these days -- two wars, a poor global economy, global warming, unethical politicians, a housing/lending crisis, etc. -- it's good to know we've got Katie Couric, a serious professional, on the job and keeping them honest.

I know Lil' Wayne isn't easy on the eyes, but try to watch the whole thing. Listening to him attempt to coherently answer her questions despite being high out of his mind alone makes it's worth your time.


bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

"And tomorrow night we're going to have one of the most prolitic rap artist of all time on the broadcast...Soulja Boy." LMAO!

Like, really Ms. Katie??? ROTF. Lil Wizzy got her RIGHT togetha tho when he told her to worry about hers n he'll worry about his two. YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!


That Dude Right There said...

I refuse to even watch!! He's just that unattractive.

Anonymous said...

I had a hard time watching too, but the man's got swagger. I had to finish looking at it.

deonte' k said...

LMAO LiL Wayne was funny... he said he love his weed and won't stop it lol.

Curious said...

Wow, I have seen this story all over the internet. Katie has finally found her voice. It may not be earth shattering news important to life liberty and the pursuit of hapiness, but she is bringing home the bacon for CBS and in television that's all that counts. I smell a bigger and better contract at renewal time for Miss Katie and that's how she worries about hers.

Mr. Jones said...

Blaq - He did try to tough talk her into submission. He seems like a punk bitch tho.

TDRT - That was mean. LOL.

Sean - Swagger = covering up for other deficiencies.

Deonte - He sure did. LOL.

Curious - You're right, but she's still an evening news joke.

PRIMO said...

I Saw this the other day and watched it again. And its just sad That with all that Money he still can dress decently and always looks like he stinks. + The fact that hes so Homely and the faces he was makin during that interview kills me everytime. yuk!

Like his music tho.

Mr. Jones said...

^LOL...tell us how you really feel, Primo. LMAO @ he looks like he stinks.

He does look rough as hell.

Alfie said...

so tru she. this was like a madtv parody. why do they try to make him normal?

Mr. Jones said...

^^LOL @ "make him normal"

Keisha Kornbread said...

I have always said he looks like he stinks. He's disgusting to me. But he is everything lyrically. I have him on my ipod and I have no idea how he comes up with such brilliant rhetoric when it comes to his rhymes. I give him his respect for that.

Mr. Jones said...

^^LMAOOOO. Tell us how you really feel, Keisha.

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