Saturday, January 31, 2009

I know it's a lil old, but this song makes me wanna grab a partner and grind against a flithy wall in a smokey homoclub somewhere in the ghetto.

Saturday, January 31, 2009


No matter how hard Baltimore-native Mario Barrett tries, he's never going to be anyone's superstar. Despite his fantastic assets (click here and here to see the receipts), marginal popularity is really all he can hope for.

It's too bad for him, too. His music is always (usually?) pretty solid. Word on the street is (read: Mr. Jones thinks) he suffers from an awful illness doctors and industry specialists call "ILLNEVERBEREALLYFAMOUS-itis". I'm pretty sure he contracted it from Brandy.

Anywho, I wasn't into this at first, but I am now. It usually takes me awhile to accept trends. It's been stuck in my head for the last 3 days, so I listened to it. In the last hour alone I've listened to it no fewer than 12 times....consecutively. You all should seem me sluttin' it up in nothing but my boxers and some socks on in the middle of my floor. I can't put my finger on it, but there's something about this song makes me wanna be naughty and get all mannish and shit, [qets myself]but in a sexy, classy, reserved way.[/right the hell together]


Music For Love - Mario

20 comments:

lamont pierre' said...

Lol at the hit towards Brandy. Don't forget Brandy was extremely famous during the 90s. Even to the point of bordering on overexposure, like how we look at Beyonce today. Bran may not be selling records today but she is still crazy famous and is still an international star. Mario's still got a long way to go to reach her heights. Just my two cents. lol. Keep up the good work homie!

Mr. Jones said...

You're right, Lamont. My dig at Brandy may have been a LIL unwarranted, but as a singer, she's never had gobs and gobs of stans. Like, if you encounter a Brandy stan, you're first response is usually like...REALLY? YOU STAN FOR HER?

Mario is the same way. No one will clamor for his t-shirt covered in musty balls juice and sweat (a la T.I.), but he makes good music.

Mr. Jones said...

Oh, and thanks for the kind words, sir. That was very nice of you. Thank you for adding your two cents. It's greatly appreciated.

lamont pierre' said...

lol. i agree. maybe mario should pull a rhianna and "go bad".

Keith Jones said...

You know I never thought about it till now. Mario has all the juice but not the flavor. My twin lol needs to do something a little more drastic...maybe acting?

deonte' k said...

hmmmm did u mention my wife brandy in this blog sir? lol

Acoustic Soul said...

The song is cute. I don't know about getting yo nasty grind on, but it'll do in a pinch. Maybe it should grow on me. What you think?

Mr. Jones said...

**dutty wines and slow grinds back into the comment section**

Lamont - I think he kinda did already. You didn't see his underwear shoot?

Keith - I dunno about acting. For some reason, I think that iif I actually had to listen to him talk, I'd blow my brains out.
Deonte - Yes, Vehicular Brandslaughter was referenced. As for her being your wife...u tried that one. Good gorl, yes. Wifey...in what world? LMAOOOOOO.

Acoustic - I like it. Give it a chance.

**backs it up outta here**

deonte' k said...

Mr. Jones: Did u just try to come for me Mr. Jones lol...

don't make me turn u into Ms. Jones OK LOL. ;)

Mr. Jones said...

^^Good luck with that. The only Ms. Jones I know is my mother and we look nothing alike. LOL.

deonte' k said...

Mr. Jones: LMAO... ok smarty lol. I will fix u soon. ;)

Mr. Jones said...

Did anybody else get into him looking a plum fool in that pic with that fagaliscious pose and those too skinny jeans?

ShawnQt said...

SINCE WHEN DID MARIO GET BODY?
AND LEAVE BRANDY ALONE!
AND I DO LOVE THAT SONG AND FEEL WHAT U MEAN!

Mr. Jones said...

^^He's been built for a minute. Like, right after he grew into his post-pubescent body. 2006, maybe?

**pulls Shawn by the waist and heads to the wall**

PRIMO said...

LMAO...... Wow I never Knew Mario Had An Ass..


That Was A Really Good CD Actually..... I Was Surprised....

Mr. Jones said...

^^Oh, I do line-by-line audits when it comes to assets. I'm telling ya, you get the best info here first. LOL.

deonte' k said...

Mr. Jones: And I told u to leave brandy alone... even Shawn said it lol. ;)

Keisha Kornbread said...

WOW! Them is some cakes. I've seen him shirtless before but I wasn't aware of all that wagon he draggin'!!

Anonymous said...

You guys have apparently not seen the muscular shape he now shows in the March issue of Men's Fitness magazine...(page 22)

Anonymous said...

I agree... the man has matured... and so has his voice...
I guess everyone is entitled to an opinion...
Time will tell...

Still love his chest, though!

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