Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Jeeze, Lighten The Fuck Up

Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Just now at the coffee machine...

Me: Yeah, shouldn't be drinking much coffee. I've been weening myself off of steroids for the past 10 days. I was juicing all last week. That's what I'm telling people at least. Its my claim to fame.

Uptight co-worker: Why would you want to be known publicly as a cheater? That's what's wrong with baseball.

Me: Oh, no. [chuckle, chuckle] I'm not on HGH or anything, just Prenesone. I got a perscription from my doctor. The same guy bonds uses. [chuckle]

Uptight co-worker: I don't care. That's what's wrong with baseball.

Me: **shakes head and cuts eyes**

11 comments:

WhozHe said...

That guy is far to serious, he needed another cup of coffee.

Mr. Jones said...

I agree. It was way too early for me to even go there though. I just said..fuck it.

La said...

LMFAO! He kinda needs to get laid... ASAP.


Maybe he doesn't get a sense of humor til he gets a cup of coffee...? lol

Promiscuous X said...

Nothing like starbucks in the morning LMAO.

Can't wait till next friday...yesssirrrr B-more here I come

Mr. Jones said...

La - It was a woman, but yes, she needs something.

Promiscuous - We should have a blast!

Andre J. Allen II said...

take babe steps on the coffee.

PRIMO said...

One Word: Comedy!

Chet said...

That damn co-worker is probably uptight about everything, and probably only understands dry humor.

Mr. Jones said...

So people are just too hard ass for their own good.

Franki said...

u should sneak some laxative in his coffee...that'll loosen him up.

RocaFella07 said...

Why can I imagine YOU explaining the joke to "UTCW", for much longer then you should've? LMAO!!

;-)

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