Monday, February 25, 2008

Breakfast at Cafe Des Arts

Monday, February 25, 2008
That Dude Right There drove down from West Palm Beach on Saturday morning to meet for breakfast. We went to this French spot on Collins Avenue in South Beach for breakfast. Aside from being graced by my lovely presence, the highlight of the morning for those two jokers had to be when TDRT got checked by the French server for trying to speak Spanish to her when she brought us our food. She put that ass back in his place.

French Chick: Please enjoy.

(Server turns to walk away)

TDRT: Gracias.

(Server quickly breaks stride to check his ass)

French Chick: I'm French.

(Server turns away to help other customers)

Me: (gag)

TDRT: (stuck with a dropped jaw)

Now...this faux pas wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't just told us a couple of minutes earlier that she was French and that her English wasn't all that great. I guess his ass was too busy telling me that I looked Middle Eastern with a beard to listen to her.

He gagged. I laughed. It was funny.

Anyway, I forgot my camera in the car, but here are the few candids I was able to snap.








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18 comments:

La said...

LMFAO!!!! That's so rude... and HILARIOUS, lol

Cocoa Rican said...

Bendito...la gente de Francia son tan repugnante...en realidad la que estaba fuera de sitio era la mujer francesa.

That said...y'all look so handsome...the photo together looked like some bad ass school yard bullies...I literally wanted to be there to wrestle y'all to the ground.... LOL

Mr. Jones said...

La - You're silly.

Cocoa - Thanks, boo. I'm no bully.

Darius T. Williams said...

Looks like you guys are having so much fun!!!

fuzzy said...

I wanna be there having fun! I like fun! Ummm, I'm gonna need you to remember that camera the next time, OKAY? thanks...

Crazy convo, I think I woulda came back and said, "I'm sorry, I couldn't tell" then watched HIM gag!

That Dude Right There said...

I wasn't gagging, I was talking myself into not hitting the heffa with a bottle of Evian!!!!! Wait, they didn't have any when you asked for it. But they "found" a bottle when the w___e woman asked for it.

And yo ass DOES look Middle Eastern!!!! Jihad Muhammad Dirka Dirka Shirpa Shirpa.

That Dude Right There said...

And i'm gonna beat that ass for taking pictures when I'm not looking and posing!!!!!!!

E said...

Hilarious weekend...:-) I kinda like the spontaneity of your shots TDRT. I tend to take better ones when Im not looking either...*LOL*.

The Captain said...

Just admit a mistake was made...

Mr. Jones said...

I honestly think I look plain ole black and really don't see the Middle Eastern, but whatever. I'll take it. Some middle easterners are hot and exoctic looking...esp. the westernized ones.

Kyon Saucier said...

Ahh bien parfois choses comme ca passes mes amis.... Lol!

Kyon Saucier said...

Ahh bien parfois choses comme ca passes mes amis.... Lol!

Mr. Jones said...

Kyon - I have no idea what that says.

jameil1922 said...

viva miami!! wait vive miami! lololol.

Kyon Saucier said...

Sorry luv sometimes those things just happen. *Smile*

Kyon Saucier said...

And those were cute photos of you 3 trouble makers *wink*

yet another black guy said...

she turned around with the quickness!!! and that was kinda messed up that they didn't have Evian for him, but conveniently found one for that chick.

That Dude Right There said...

^^It's because he was Middle Eastern!!!!!!!!

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