Saturday, January 5, 2008

Jägerbombs and miscellaneous hardcore shit

Saturday, January 5, 2008


So, I went out last night and am paying the price this morning. I'm soooo fucking hungover.

We went to Grand Central in midtown. I had always driven past that place and have even partied on occasion at another spot across the street, but dismissed it for years as a one of those freaky leather bars for twinks and weirdos and shit. When my friends suggested it I was admittedly skeptical. I should've known better. They've never steered me wrong in the past and they didn't disappoint last night. I had an absolute blast.

I drank too much. I had either 4 or 5 Grey Goose gimlets and 2 Jägerbombs, which I'm sure is the reason I'm so hungover. I was tossed up. When I got home around 2am I threw up all on my bedroom floor, threw some towels over it and left it there. I tried to make it to the bathroom. I just couldn't. A mess, I know.

I just walked down to McDonald's to grab some breakfast. I needed something greasy to absorb this damn liquor. I just popped in a DVD and I'm about to climb back in bed. Let's hope I can pull myself together in time to run some errands later on before the day is completely gone to shit.

I hope this damn headache of mine goes away sooner than later.
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17 comments:

Cocoa Rican said...

Well, well, well Mr. Jones...
Runnin' the streets and actin' Britney-ish huh?! LOL
Well, rest up...it's the weekend...you don't need to do shit but chill.
Feel better...

Mr. Jones said...

Wait a minute....my panties were firmly in place.

Kyon Saucier said...

Ewww you've cleaned up your vommit by now haven't you. Oh well not like I've never prayed to the porcelain God.

The Captain said...

How old are you? And you still doing these things????

Mr. Jones said...

I'm old enough to know to use verbs in sentences.

You're a bitter, pathetic faggot, Captain. And after seeing how you look, I understand why.

Troy N. said...

party on! *sigh* remembering the good ole 2 for one free drink after midnite days, I mean nights..Happy New Year mr. j.

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Kiemie said...

I know how you feel. Nothing feels worse than having a headache and stomach ache, while holding your mouth and racing to the bathroom. the odds are usually stacked against you!

Darius T. Williams said...

Hmph - throwing up ain't cute. I did it for the first time last week - no jagerbombs though, food poisining. But um, yea, get better and run them errands, ya heard!

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Axe_Scorpio said...

Damn, Muse, I hope u feel better. I got pissy drunk on Christmas and da shit wasnt cute da next day either. LOL.

Mr. Jones said...

Troy - Same to you!!!!

Kiemie - I'm glad you can empathize. I had a rough time. I'm MUCH better now though!

Darius - Yikes! Be safe in those Chicago restaurants.

Crescenet - You and your fucking SPAM win. I'm not going to bother deleting it anymore.

WhozHe said...

I don't even know what's in a Grey Goose gimlet but whatever it is sounds like it did the trick.

Ok, so what you going to do for an encore?

Mr. Jones said...

Ice + grey Goose Vodka + Roses West India Sweetened Lime Juice = Grey Goose Gimlet

The Captain said...

Wow...all this coming from someone who hate his job and only makes $10 dollars an hour.

yet another black guy said...

trying to be grown! and look where it got you...

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