Monday, January 28, 2008

I've decided...

Monday, January 28, 2008
I really want some good sex. I'm not interested in just any old session though. I want some mind-blowing, spine tingling, toe-curling, put you to bed sex. I want to be so spent afterwards, that I can't think about doing anything else other than curling up and rolling over in a pool of sweat and whatever else and passing out.

That's what I want.

We deserve it, too. My penis and me, that is. It's been quite some time since we've had it really good. March or April of 2006, if I remember correctly.

I told you we deserve it.

I'm not going to chase it or arrange anything. It'll happen in due time. I'll appreciate it more when it does, I guess.
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18 comments:

La said...

Spring of 06?

Oh, honey.



*BIG hug*

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

Ummm you mean '07 right...? Mr. Jones, da hell is wrong with you going that long depriving yourself of the Ambrosia we find so dilectable (Ass baby. THA ASS!!! LoL)?! I need to send you a plane ticket and B-line you and Slim Jim to NYC, place you in the Wardoff room with the pool thingy from Coming to America with about 12 tantlizing men all layed in various positions, 2 condoms placed besides each cheek with lube dripping out prepared for your entry into their super saturated depts!!! If that's not appealing to you, then ummmm...I guess you can pick your own. LoL.

~Damnit!

Mr. Jones said...

la - I know, right?

Blaq - Nah...2006. I mean, I've had sex since then, but not really good sex. Who is slim jim? And no need for a plane ticket. NYC is only like 2.5 hours from Baltimore...depending on traffic on the turnpike. But I'm intrigued..lol.

Cocoa Rican said...

Wow...you know a Boricua in the B-X can't hold out long and I'm not gonna front... I make my sex good...I'm a freak..LOL... BD and I break it all the way down! Sometimes I feel sorry for him sending him home all drained and beat up... ;)

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

Hmmmm...lol. Ok. Slim Jim is the name I gave your dick that hour. I currently am calling it a lollypop. LoL. And naw. With a 'good sex' drought like that, you need to fly up. There's no time for a drive!

~Damnit!

life said...

This post wasn't meant to be funny, but it is. You get it and get it good...lol.

Darius T. Williams said...

Wow - so - I'm not gonna comment. (wait - i just did, didn't i)?

That Dude Right There said...

Well hell, I haven't had good sex since December 2004, so top that. But don't tell any of the dudes I have dated since then.

But the next time, you have sex, just take over the situation and start do to the dude what you want to do. That's what I plan on doing.

That Dude Right There said...

And if he protest at all, just bitch slap his ass and say "shut up bitch"!!!

PRIMO said...

Um WOW! thats a really really REALLY long time. Youll run into that someone who has that Good. :) Sometimes you have to weed through some bad ones to find that one that will blow your mind....... or however that goes....

j_shanlin said...

Jones!! You are my new bestie! I loooove posts like that! I hope you get some real good sex soon pa!

@ uncle cocoa: see that's the shit im talking about... NY thug!

Infamous said...

Damn you are due. 2006! That is just too long to go without good sex, and I thought I was in a drought. I haven't had sex in months it was by choice...but now I tore my acl and can't have sex...I'm dying

RocaFella07 said...

This is too many things...LOL!!

At least you konw what you want.

;-)

Kyon Saucier said...

LOL!

Kensilo said...

ROFLOL!!! I hope u get tit man. It will be well deserved. LOL!! U are too much. *smilz*

fuzzy said...

You want what a close friend of mine and I call the "wow effect"! Its like when its over it feels like you're still having sex! You are completely satisfied and think of what happened for a coupla of days even weeks sometimes!

MysTery said...

LMBO!!!! You are a trip!

yet another black guy said...

and you still haven't gotten it have you? dang...

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