Thursday, December 27, 2007

Nothing of Note

Thursday, December 27, 2007
I'll be the first to admit I'm just blogging to blog here. This is fluff at it's finest. It's very appropriate though given the week I've had. I haven't done a damn thing since last Friday when my office closed for the holidays and I'm eating this free time right on up. Usually I'd be complaining about not having anything to do, but no. Not this time.

I'm sure you've been pondering endlessly and are just begging to know exactly what Mr. Jones has been up to.

Well, I've lots of very recuperative and much needed sleep. I've been taking in lots of Netflix rentals. I watched Noah's Arc for the first time ever. It was marginal at best, but entertaining enough for me to continue watching. I've gone running and biking. The weather has been too good for me not to have enjoyed some of it. I've been enjoying loads of newly downloaded porn. Pardon the pun. In fact, between Tuesday night and just a few minutes ago I've masturbated more than I had in all of December combined. My meat is beat....literally.

Tomorrow afternoon I have errands to run -- the bank, Target, the barbershop. Tomorrow evenng I'm going to the mall to see what these post-Xmas sales are looking like, then dinner and a movie.

Anyway, my loves, I have to run. One of my homies just asked me to come over and I've gotta get ready.

I'll talk to you bitches later.

14 comments:

Darius T. Williams said...

hmmm...i'll tell u about an idle mind.

The Captain said...

wow...

Cocoa Rican said...

assault and battery, huh?! LOL
beat that dick like it stole money from you pa! beat it! :)
If we don't blog again before '08, Happy New Year!!!!!!

Mr. Jones said...

Darius - Idle mind, wandering hands...

Captain - Get off your high horse. Don't act like you don't do it, too. I'm sure you're forced to. I've seen how you look.

Cocoa - You know it. Same to you.

D.LavarJames said...

Guess u tryna get all the beatin out ya system since the New Year's Resolution is to cut back,

LOL

Mr. Jones said...

Yup and I only got a couple of days left. I better get to work!

yet another black guy said...

how does the porn compare to the netflix rentals? plots better, lol?

Mr. Jones said...

What...what...what's this? A RPC sighting on my blog???

**fumbles for camera to capture the moment**

life said...

put the lotion down and step away from the penis

That Dude Right There said...

Yo d!ck is gonna rebel one day and not get hard!!!!!!!!!

The Captain said...

Oh my dear Mr. Jones, I done that and also things many people couldn't even imagine, I been in the low, freaky, nasty places and did those things already.

fuzzy said...

whhaaaaaaat? Noah's Arc for the first time? lol

lol this was a rant of nothing! but cool lol

Mr. Jones said...

Life - I don't use lotion...it gets in my way.

TDRT - Thank god for VIAGRA!!!!

Captain - I know exactly what you do when you think no one's looking.

fuzzy - I know, I know. I'm a terrible gay.

BuddahDesmond said...

Oh no! Let the dick go! LOL!

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