Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Native American Explotation Day!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

The ridiculously warm weather may have fooled you (its 73-degrees here today - Edit: mother nature quickly changed her mind when the sun went down. It's 33-degrees tonight and windy as hell), but it's the holiday season again.

I'm at my parents' house and I'm not enjoying it one bit. I just want to get this meal over with and get on with my life. Before I'm accused of being an ingrate I should say that I'm thankful for my family, but this is my 2nd rodeo in 5 days with some of these same people. Remember, we also had a much larger fake Thanksgiving meal last Saturday in Philadelphia. Enough is enough. I've had my fill.

As you can imagine things have been insane since I got here. You already know what happens when 12 people are put in a 4-bedroom/3-bathroom house -- a mess. When I got here last night I did the family thing awhile until I was reminded why I don't come around often. After the 3rd or 4th question asking the whereabouts of my girlfriend, I headed straight downstairs to hit up the bar. A couple shots of silver Patron and a few Heineken later I was sound asleep like a lush ass bug in an alcohol soaked rug.

The only real bright spot has been seeing Kevin and Mike, my 25-year old twin cousins from Shaker Heights, a suburb of Cleveland. They could brighten the gloomiest of days if you know what I mean. And don't try to play me like you haven't had thoughts about family before. You know know you have.

In fact, let me go ahead and wrap this up b/c they want to play football out back. I hope I get tackled.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.


SpecialK261 said...

omg your going to helll!! lmao..jus playin with u...ok..stop with the thoughts about you family ok...that is kinda tanx givin' homie...

yet another black guy said...

see you're omitting certain things... you shoulda put your nephew in check!

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

I just had a discussion with Lil Dred about those 'thoughts of family' and I came to the conclusion that...I really don't have any attractive cousins and shyt! LMAO. At first I was like "Ok I just don't look at them like that" but then I realized what it was. Many peeps in my fam (at least on my mothers side) aren't doing anything with themselves. They are caught up in the streets and aren't well kept which is unattractive for me. So sad.

Glad you got ya drink on for TG yo.


mountii said...

i call it happy cocks day but to everyone their own or something like that

mountii said...


WhozHe said...

I really hope you had a nice holiday, and leave your cousins alone!

Mr. Jones said...

Special K - don't doom me to hell yet.

YABG - I should put you in check, boy.

Blaq - The drinking was bad. I woke up in the middle of the night to vomit. I made it to the bathroom and all and went right back to sleep when done, but it wasn't a good look.

Mountii - Ummmm, I guess.

Whozhe - I'll try. Can't make any promises though.

mp1 said...

cousins from Shaker Heights, huh?
Well, I'm five minutes from there. Y don't you throw in a good word for me and send em my way! lol

That Dude Right There said...

I CANNOT believe that you are lusting after your cousins!!!! EWW. But I guess everyone has that cousin who is phyne as cat hair. I know I do.

Mr. Jones said...

MP1 - These boys are straighter than straight, so you might have some trouble. But if you're into the challenge, then go for it.

TDRT - Not fine as cat hair though. Lmaooooo. I'm gonna have to use that.

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