Monday, November 26, 2007

Don't act like you wouldn't have done it too

Monday, November 26, 2007
My ex left his phone in my car last night. Of course I went through it. Found some interesting things:
  • Suspect text exchanges (some including naked pics) between him and some boy named 'Tee' who I've never even heard of. Seeing these pics was particularly odd because I never pegged him as someone who would be involved in foolishness while committed to ole boy. I wonder if he cheated while we were together, too.
  • Sexually explicit videos featuring him and his new guy. Seeing this actually turned my stomach and upset me for some reason.

  • Texts (including some nasty ass shots sent by the ex) between him and the person he dated before me. The guy was begging for sex. Literally. You know I played detective and tried to match up the inbox and outbox messages to see if they actually did it. Those messages were missing.
  • Pics of him and his guy kissing and having sex including pics of his current guys nasty ass spread eagle. Nasty.

  • Pics and videos of me. Nothing sexual. Just me talking and telling him to turn off the camera. I started to delete them but decided to allow him his keepsake.
And don't start the 'OMG I can't believe you violated his privacy' bullshit. Like I said, he left his phone in my car. I'm sure he doesn't think for one second that I wouldn't go through it. He should consider it a toll. Now, the $18.64 fee I was charged to overnight it back to him is a wash.

Side Note: After leaving the club last night this girl with Us Helping Us, a local non-profit dedicated to HIV prevention and care, handed me a flier and invited me to get an AIDS test in a white van parked across the street in exchange for free Lil' Mo and Frenchie concert tickets. I knew I wasn't even thinking about going to see that pair, but I got the test anyway.

I knew I was negative even before going over there, but still...you know the deal. You get tested, you sit and wait for 20 of the longest minutes of your life. You've got nothing but time on your hands, so you start running through your mental Rolodex thinking about everyone you've conquered since your last test and what you wish you'd done differently.

It may be the longest 20 minutes of your life, but go get tested. And I know how some of you get down. Nasty asses.

Anyway, know your status. This has been my PSA.

18 comments:

Sean Stone said...

You know, my bff did the same thing to this guy she's seeing. Turns out, he has 3 other females on the side.

life said...

Oh, I 100% support your efforts..lmbo (j/k kinda of). I think an inbox reveals a lot about a person. I asked someone to let me view their inbox and they absolutely refused, because it tells a great deal of the truth.

WhozHe said...

My only question, since he was your ex, why did you even care?

Mr. Jones said...

Sean - I never for once thought he was a person who would even have texts and pics from other people while committed. You think you know someone...

Life - Very true. Friend lists and inbox messages.

Whozhe - When you were with someone for so long and cared for them so strongly, watching his penis slide in and out of someone's ass will incite some emotion. I don't care how long you've been apart.

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

When I brought my PDA phone last year, I was extremely impressed with one feature in paticular...The LOCK FEATURE!!! The bytch is like the Sloman Shield I FUCK'n LOVE it! LMAO.

Having said all that, I've never actually gone thru anyones phone before...not even Lil Dreds. He's never gone thru my phone but if he wanted to, shyt knock yaself out! Just don't take too long cause it locks after 45 seconds. *WINK* LoL


~Damnit!

That Dude Right There said...

First, that's something that I never would have done. I really consider that a true invasion of privacy and I liken it to someone going through your house or car.

Second, i'm with Whozhe. Why did you care?

And third, you know yo ass is just wrong for that.LOL

The Captain said...

*I wonder how to get a hold of self-destructive material for my phone*

yet another black guy said...

well, i ain't gon' lie, i would've done it. oh and if/when i come to your crib, i WILL be going through the bathroom cabinets. sowwy!

Don't Oppress Me said...

Lol. Hilarious.

Damn, I'm mad he keeps his personal porn flicks on his phone.
And yeah, I'd be pissed if my dude went through my phone too. But sometimes the situation calls for snooping.

Humility731 said...

LOL ! First off, I am not even mad at you. I would have went all up throught those text messages and I would have addressed them as well. It will teach his ass to put a lock code on that damn phone next time. And like you said, he knows you went through the message. I love how you played Harriet the Spy and tried to match up the inbox and outbox messages...awww your learning it LOL....

Not a HIV test in a white van? thats a bit suspect and mr. JOnes if you would have decided to pump i would not even been mad at you.

PS. GO FRENCHIE !

Mr. Jones said...

Blaq - Exactly. If you really want to safeguard something, get a lock.

TDRT - I never denied that I was wrong. I'll take that charge.

Captain - No one wants to go through your phone.

YABG - When you come over you can go through whatever you want to. Just know that you go looking for a snake and you just might get bitten.

Dont Oppress - He's into seeing his penis go in and out of the hole. It does something for him.

Humility - Long time no hear from. What's suspect about getting tested in a van outside of the club? I know you've seen the Us Helping Us van out before. You see, I was once where the world suspects you are which is a young club hopper. If anyone knows I know you do.

Humility731 said...

LMAO :animal noises: But you see, there was Eryk, there was Ryan, there was Jaimar and there was other folk at that same club but you dont wanna talk about them. All you wanna talk about is me. what...thats right i was at those clubs, i was thug loving.....


come talk to me.

Humility731 said...

ps. the van itself is suspect. Anyone can paint their van white with stencil letters and administer some blood work. I just dont trust it. Did they display credentials in the rearview mirror or on the dashboard? Id rather go to my licensed physician who's degree hangs above the table I plop up on for my yearly physicals.

Mr. Jones said...

Mouth swab not blood. Do you think I would get stuck in the back of a white van? I didn't go there to party.

Darius T. Williams said...

You know what Warren - I'm with u on this. My ex left his e-mail one time at my house...I just happened to scroll through it and was shocked at some of the things I found. Privacy whatever...when you leave your shit at my house or on my computer...it becomes our property.

Cocoa Rican said...

First, my curiousity probably would've gotten the best of me and I would've done the same shit...
that said, I don't think it's right though. I would be in sheer horror if my Treo didn't lock immediately after each use. As much as I leave it lying around I'd be considered a hookah!
Pa, you would've whopped your exes natural ass if you found he had gone through yours. Keep it real.

Mr. Jones said...

Darius - Exactly my point.

Cocoa - I never denied it was wrong.

Deandra said...

Interesting to know.

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