Tuesday, October 16, 2007

An Open Letter...

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Dear Bathroom Shit Talker,

I've been meaning to write you for sometime now. I want to be as clear as possible so I'm going to say this plainly. When I go to the bathroom, I'm on my time. Not yours or anyone else's. I didn't come here to party or to shoot the breeze. I'm in there to get in and get out.

I don't really care to have conversations with you through the stall. Actually, it makes me feel weird. I'm just getting over my fear of taking dumps while people are in the bathroom as it is.

Enough is enough. No more.

I love sports, but I don't care to discuss last night's NLCS game or MNF game while I'm taking care of business. I'm not from Denver or Phoenix or New York or Atlanta so I could give a shit about those teams. I'm trying to focus on the task at hand here. Plus, I'm already reading the sports section, so I don't need your updates.

I want to discuss office politics. I don't care to know who doesn't flush the urinal or who never washes there hands.

If you feel the need to chat, play footsies with Larry Craig. You do your business and I'll take care of mine and we're good.

Fed up and stopped up in Bmore


That Dude Right There said...

What happened? Did someone make an advance at you in the restroom?

D.LavarJames said...

LOL, not stopped up too!

M-Dubb said...

Did someone decide to do the "One, Two, Tap" while you were in the bathroom?

I feel you on this for myriad reasons. I wrote something about this situation myself, but had to take it down when I realized my bosses were accessing the blog back in 05.

That Dude Right There said...

And you would select a picture that shows someone's shoe.

life said...


Kensilo said...

Handz Clappin!!

Now print this out and take it to the nearest public bathroom in work building. Enough said.

yet another black guy said...

not ANOTHER fool breaking bathroom etiquette?!

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