Thursday, August 9, 2007

Really Random Convo Re: Watermelon

Thursday, August 9, 2007



Laura:
Is it a bad look to take watermelon to work?

Me: Watermelon, to me, should be enjoyed in the privacy of your own home - or porch.

Laura: (hysterical laughter)

Me: Wait, lemme type this out on my blackberry. I need to document this.

(slight pause - she didn't even react to what I said)

Laura: Not with the rind, but diced up in a container or something.

Me: Well...while that may be better, its still watermelon and its still mad niggerish.

Laura: True, but its soooo good.

Me: You know I'm typing all of this, right?

Laura: I am dicing this up right now. It's mad juicy.

Me: (laughter)

Laura: Watch, people gonna be asking me for some of this tomorrow.

5 comments:

Cocoa Rican said...

Hmmm... I'll eat watermelon wherever, whenever and I'd like to see someone step out of line with some dumb boooowshyt... I keeps it real...LOL
Ga-HEEEEE-TTTTTOOOOO!

Kensilo said...

LOL!! I get your point. But what is the difference in going to the cafe during break time and purchasing fresh fruit which includes watermelon and taking it back to your desk for a snack. I do it all the time.

Mr. Jones said...

That whole thing was mostly out of jest. We were both stoned.

yet another black guy said...

both me and my boy Drew will NOT eat fried chicken or watermelon in mixed company. it's an ass kicking waiting to happen.

That Dude Right There said...

I will give some watermelon hell!!! We Southerners (of all races and colors) eat it with no problems. And I hate the damn stereotypes about it.

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