Though it's not officially recognized by the federal government, tomorrow is National Steak and Blow Job Day. I'm not usually one to get up for holidays, but this one has me feeling extra festive.
If you're unfamiliar with the holiday, here's more information from www.steakandbj.com:
If you'd like to buy a t-shirt (or other naughtier mementos) to mark the occasion, click here.
"Call it the perfect compliment to Valentine’s Day! Valentine’s Day is typically celebrated with flowers, chocolates and all that mushy lovey dovey talk…I Love You! That’s great for women! As men, we should feel compelled to have a similar day dedicated to us. That’s Steak and BJ Day. For those of you that don’t know, BJ stands for blowjob and we’re not talking about the shooter (Bailey’s, Amaretto and whipped cream). There’s definitely cream involved but not the one you buy from the local grocery store."
Who wants to help me, ummm....celebrate?