Friday, March 13, 2009

March 14th is National Steak and Blow Job Day!!! Mark your calendars!!!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Though it's not officially recognized by the federal government, tomorrow is National Steak and Blow Job Day. I'm not usually one to get up for holidays, but this one has me feeling extra festive.

If you're unfamiliar with the holiday, here's more information from
"Call it the perfect compliment to Valentine’s Day! Valentine’s Day is typically celebrated with flowers, chocolates and all that mushy lovey dovey talk…I Love You! That’s great for women! As men, we should feel compelled to have a similar day dedicated to us. That’s Steak and BJ Day. For those of you that don’t know, BJ stands for blowjob and we’re not talking about the shooter (Bailey’s, Amaretto and whipped cream). There’s definitely cream involved but not the one you buy from the local grocery store."
If you'd like to buy a t-shirt (or other naughtier mementos) to mark the occasion, click here.

Who wants to help me, ummm....celebrate?


bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

What wonders never cease. When is eggs n ass day?


Mr. Jones said...

^^I know you're into weird fetishes, but yuck. Eggs n ass day?

**proceeds to judge you in my mind**


Mich said...

haha WTF "eggs and ass day".... ???

so... when is the female version of this "steak and blow job day"? and whats it called? ..."ice cream and eat a peach day"? i want to mark it on my calander!

Anonymous said...

i will blow you mr jones

PRIMO said...

Eggs & Ass?!?!?!.... *Gags*

LMAO! Never heard of this day but I Dig it.....

& hell I aint afraid to say it. Id definitely help your ass celebrate any day Mr. Jones.... LMAO! :)

Mr. Jones said...

Mich - LOL @ peach day. I tried that once. Didn't work out for me. Not at allll.

Anon - Wow. That was forward. Thanks, I guess. LOL.

PRIMO - **blushes**

Ahh shucks. :-)

Casou said...


Name's YandB Mr. DL if you NASTY said...

First of all MICH, don't y'all have a day already Valentines Day? That's the purpose of the Steak and Blow job Day?

However although I think Steak and Eat a Peach Day, is not know the ladies arenot big on the red meat like that.

How about "Fish and Eat Some Pussy Day"?
"Surf and Turf, Lick My Clit Day"...hmmm

On other news, a guy on The latest season of HBO's Def Comedy Jam, last year, came up with Blow Job day instead of Valentines day and that holiday I think in Chicago where the women give men the gifts...anyway I can't think of his name right now. It's a day where all day you women man lol Gives you head all day long.

You bet not let them out your sight on Blow Job day they might be delievering gifts!!

Anonymous said... words for this exchange.


Mr. Jones said...

Ya'll are cutting up in here. LOL.

Losojosnuevos said...

Too much.

Kyon Saucier said...

Blowjob day huh? So do you get your steak after you are spent from getting the blowjob or before? Who wants to help you celebrate...Hmmm... Well... LOL! You are too much Mr Jones but thanks for bring ing this holdiay to our attention amour.

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

Well I mean it's better than 'Cabbage n ass' day... Sheesh, you guys have no imagination! LMAO!


Mr. Jones said...

Mr. Saucier - I caught that. LOL. Aren't you happily married out there in the Pacific Northwest, good sir?

Blaq - WTF is up with you and the damn veggies? Get your dick sucked, enjoy the filet and call it a day. LOL.

Jon said...

"Who wants to help me, ummm....celebrate?" -Mr. Jones

Ok, I will, but only if I can practice on you...j/k..kinda. lol.

(Realizing I just made myself look like a completely shameless ho)

Mich said...

Mr DL - i wasnt aware of this day... and how it was in reaction to valentines day. it all makes sense now....

Name's YandB Mr. DL if you NASTY said...


IT was bothering me so much I couldn't remember what it was called...I had to email Darius T. Williams, since he lives in Chicago.

It was a comedian who said that instead of Sweetest day, which is a chicago holiday where men get the gifts and candy...we should have blow jobs, where men are gettting blow jobs all day long. Still can't remember the comedians name though.

WHat about Bottoms, they still get left out in the equation... they need a day too... something that is easy on the stomach I think... so "Red Beans n' Rice while Rimmed" day would be all wrong...besides they should get a meat too...hmmm okay how about...

"Pork and Eat Some Ass" day...the other white meat?
"Fried Chicken and Rim Job" day?

This is just off the top of my head...what if I really gave it some time too.

I think the Fried Chicken one was classy, I like that one.

deonte' k said...

Freak!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!

thegayte-keeper said...

count me in...

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

They could be a vegetarian @ YB&DL. LoL.


Dr.Friday said...

Great holiday. I wonder if Smith & Wollensky offers some sort of special???

Lee Edge said...

Lick a lettuce day. #standard

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